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Any time can be a happy hour when you have some hilarious barsjokes at hand. The classic configuration "works in a bar" brings creativity when it comes to making people laugh. To help you tell impressive bar jokes, we are rounded some short and sweet, so you can tell them again and again. Discover the best bar jokes and make sure you test them on your friends for a good laugh.

The best "walks in a bar" jokes

1. So a five dollar bill goes to a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. It's a single bar."
2. Two guys enter a bar. The third duck.
3. A crab hinders into a bar and says, "I'm going to have a pint please, but if I'm not satisfied with that, I would like to be compensated with ten bottles of champagne." The bartender says, "Why great clause?"
4. A bartender says, "We do not serve time travelers here." A temporal traveler works in a bar ...
5. E-FLAT walk in a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we do not serve minors."
6. Two dragons enter a bar. It is said to another: "It's hot here." The other wraps, "close your mouth!"
7. The past, present and future enter a bar. It was tense.
8. A neutron walks in a bar and orders a glass. When the neutron takes his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much I owe you?" The bartender answers: "For you, neutron, without fees."
9. Two riders cables enter a bar. One of them says, "We would like a few beers, please."
   The bartender says, "Okay, but do not start anything."
10. Three fonts enter a bar. The bartender gets up and says, "We do not serve your type here."
11. Two termites enter a bar. We ask, "Is the bar-tender here?"
12. Why did the woman bring a scale at the bar? Because she heard the drinks were at home.
13. ƒ (X) works in a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we do not answer the functions."
14. A penguin enters a bar. The bartender says, "So, what will it be this time?" The penguin does not answer because it's a penguin.
15. A weasel works in a bar. The bartender says: "Wow, I've never served as weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.
16. A man enters a bar belonging to horses. The bartender says, "Why the face runs?"
17. A sandwich works in a bar. The owner says, "Sorry, sir, we do not serve food here."
18. A horse enters a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way into alarm and shouts: "Hey!" The horse says, "You read my mind, my friend."
19. A play of words, a game on words and a quarter heat does not walk a bar. No kidding.
20. A dyslexic man hinders in a bra ...
21. Two scientists enter a bar. We say, "I'm going to have a H2O please"
22. The second scientist says, "I will also have a H2O." The second scientist is dead.
23. A tennis ball enters a bar. The bartender says, "Have you been served?"
24. Corn corn hinders into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to hear a joke?" The corn rod answers: "I'm all the ears!"
25. A guy hinders into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for a beer and one for the road.

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