33 Funny pirate jokes that "Arrgh" hidden treasure!

Ray your booty with these jokes Jolly Roger.


Ahoy, mate! It speaks like a day of pirate and you know what it means: it's time to brush yourbest pirate humor. For YE Old Scalawags began, we gathered a list of fun pirate jokes that will laugh at Yer Yer Booty from here to the Caribbean. Just take a crochet-ahem,see-yourself!

1
What does the ocean told the pirate?

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Nothing, it just said!

2
How do pirates prefer to communicate?

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Aye in Aye!

3
Why could not pirate game cards be gaming cards?

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Because the captain was standing on the bridge!

4
How much did the hacker paid for his ankle and his hook?

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An arm and a leg!

5
What is the preferred type of pirate exercise?

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The board!

6
How do you call a hacker who jumps the class?

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Captain Hooky!

7
What kind of grades a hacker goes to school?

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High sea!

8
What is the pirate worn on Halloween?

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Apumpkin patch!

9
Why are hackers called pirates?

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Because they are rounded!

10
What is a pirate told another during a cache part?

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"I MEA MEA YOU!"

11
What was the name of the most frugal pirate?

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Barry D. Treasury!

12
What is the type of Pirate's favorite fish?

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A swordfish!

13
Why was the pirate ship so cheap?

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It was on sailing!

14
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg was stuck in the freezer?

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Shiver me Timbers!

15
How much has the hacker paid for his ears to be pierced?

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A buck-ear!

16
What is the favorite pirate film?

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Booty and the beast!

17
Why do you have to pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

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Because they can spend years with C!

18
Why did the pirate abandoned golf?

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Because he continued to hang the ball!

19
Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?

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Because he left itcrook.

20
Where will hackers have a drink?

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The sand bar!

21
Where is Pirate's favorite place to have breakfast?

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I JUMP!

22
How do you call a hacker's hairstyle?

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A cut crew!

23
Why should you never delete a pirate hacker?

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Because he becomes angry!

24
WhoStars wars Character make pirates like the most?

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AARRRRGGH-2-D2!

25
What do the pirates do on black Friday?

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Shop the sails!

26
How do pirates make their money?

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No matter the cost!

27
Why did the pirate cross the road?

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To arrive atsecond hand shop!

28
What impression do pirates wear on their socks?

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ARRURGHYLE!

29
What do you call a hacker with two eyes and two legs?

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A recruit!

30
What chills at the bottom of the ocean?

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Anervous wreck!

31
Which Buccaneer restaurant took out for dinner?

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Long John Silver's!

32
What is Orange and rings like a parrot?

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A carrot!

33
What did the pirate say during his 80th birthday?

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Aye Matey!

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