33 Funny pirate jokes that "Arrgh" hidden treasure!
Ray your booty with these jokes Jolly Roger.
Ahoy, mate! It speaks like a day of pirate and you know what it means: it's time to brush yourbest pirate humor. For YE Old Scalawags began, we gathered a list of fun pirate jokes that will laugh at Yer Yer Booty from here to the Caribbean. Just take a crochet-ahem,see-yourself!
1 What does the ocean told the pirate?
Nothing, it just said!
2 How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye in Aye!
3 Why could not pirate game cards be gaming cards?
Because the captain was standing on the bridge!
4 How much did the hacker paid for his ankle and his hook?
An arm and a leg!
5 What is the preferred type of pirate exercise?
The board!
6 How do you call a hacker who jumps the class?
Captain Hooky!
7 What kind of grades a hacker goes to school?
High sea!
8 What is the pirate worn on Halloween?
9 Why are hackers called pirates?
Because they are rounded!
10 What is a pirate told another during a cache part?
"I MEA MEA YOU!"
11 What was the name of the most frugal pirate?
Barry D. Treasury!
12 What is the type of Pirate's favorite fish?
A swordfish!
13 Why was the pirate ship so cheap?
It was on sailing!
14 What did the pirate say when his wooden leg was stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me Timbers!
15 How much has the hacker paid for his ears to be pierced?
A buck-ear!
16 What is the favorite pirate film?
Booty and the beast!
17 Why do you have to pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years with C!
18 Why did the pirate abandoned golf?
Because he continued to hang the ball!
19 Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
Because he left itcrook.
20 Where will hackers have a drink?
The sand bar!
21 Where is Pirate's favorite place to have breakfast?
I JUMP!
22 How do you call a hacker's hairstyle?
A cut crew!
23 Why should you never delete a pirate hacker?
Because he becomes angry!
24 WhoStars wars Character make pirates like the most?
AARRRRGGH-2-D2!
25 What do the pirates do on black Friday?
Shop the sails!
26 How do pirates make their money?
No matter the cost!
27 Why did the pirate cross the road?
To arrive atsecond hand shop!
28 What impression do pirates wear on their socks?
ARRURGHYLE!
29 What do you call a hacker with two eyes and two legs?
A recruit!
30 What chills at the bottom of the ocean?
31 Which Buccaneer restaurant took out for dinner?
Long John Silver's!
32 What is Orange and rings like a parrot?
A carrot!
33 What did the pirate say during his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!
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