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Whether intentional or not,Cats are some of the most funny creatures on earth. TheySleep in the most girlfriend places, climb the wildest heights andhide in the narrowest places. And while we love our feline furry friends, we can not stop you from laughing at their expense. Thank you to their hilarious personalities, there isAn abundance of cat jokes There, and we have collected our favorites here. Check the 40Funny cat jokes on the Internet!

1. What do cats like to eat a hot day? Amouse cream cone!
2. Why do cats always have their way? They are verypurred!
3. How do two cats end a fight? Theywhistling and makeup!
4. What should you use to comb a cat? AcatA comb!
5. What is the favorite film of cat?The sound ofMewsic!
6. How do you know that a cat is stirred? He has aHissy Fit!
7. What is the favorite cat magazine?GoodMouselarting!
8. Why does the cat wearing a fantasy dress? She wasfeline fine!
9. What is the favorite color of cat?Grumble!
10. Why is the cat afraid of the tree? Because of itsto bark!
11. What did the cat said when he was confused? "I ampurred! "
12. What is the favorite dessert of the cat? ChocolateMouse!
13. Where is a cat when he loses his cock? Theretail shop!
14. How do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? aeskimew!
15. How do cats cease crimes? They callclaw execution!
16. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a badbad!
17. How do you call a cat who likes bowl? achat!
18. What do cats like to do in the morning? Read itmewspaper!
19. How is cat food sold? Usually,gnaw!
20. What are babies always carrying cats?Slide!

21. Why are cats great singers? Because they are veryunknown!
22. Why can not cats play poker in the jungle? Too muchcheetahs!
23. What is another name for a chat house? Amemory!
24. What should you tell your cat when you leave the house? "Have amouse daytime!"
25. What cats use to make coffee? Adye!
26. How did a cat decide what he wants from the store? He turns around through thecatalog!
27. What kind of time is a busiest veterinarian? When he israining cats and dogs!
28. How do you call a cat wearing shoes? APuss in Boots!
29. What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? Afirst aid cat!
30. Why do cats always win video games? Because they havenine lives!
31. What state has many cats and dogs?Petylvania!
32. What is the favorite game of cat playing with a mouse?To catch!
33. How do you call yourself a stack of kittens? AMeowntain!
34. What cats eat for breakfast?Mouse krispies!
35. Where cats always fly when they travel?Kitty Hawk!
36. How does a cat sings scales?Do-re-mew!
37. Why did the cat eaten lemons? It was oneSpring!
38. What is the favorite subject of cat at school?Hiss-Tory!
39. What types of cats will be the best?Purrer!
40. What sports play cats?Hairball!