Good Lifestyle

Some Sitcom characters are only much wiser than others. And Ron Swanson ofParks and leisure-Well a man of a few words sometimes is actually filled with advice. Asplayed byNick Offerman, the strong will and the friend of Leslie Knope knows what he loves (meat, breakfast food, black-haired women, be left alone) and what he does not do it (elaborate cocktails, salads, the government know nothing about it) and more than seven seasons ofthe comedyHe lost no opportunity to make his preferences known. Continue reading to remind you of some of Ron Swanson's most funny and poignant quotes. Who knows, you can find the mantra you need for your life right now.

1. "When I eat, it's the food that's scared."
2. "The less I know about the affairs of others, the happiest I am. I am not interested in taking care of people. I have already worked with a guy for three years and I have never learned his name. Best friend What I have ever had. We're still talking again. We're still talking again. Sometimes. "
3. "America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other" cultures ", use an atlas or ham radio."
4. "Star Wars is the one with the little sorcerer's boy?"
5. "If you do not believe in love, what is the point of living?"
6. "Croissant: Acceptable at the funeral and the Grand Canyon."
7. "You had me at" Tornado meat ".
8. "You choose an ungrateful job. You can not be angry when no one thank you for you. Do not start chasing the applause and acclaiming. In this way, madness."
9. "There is no bad way of consuming alcohol."
10. "I like saying" no ". He drops their enthusiasm."

11. "Wait. I'm worried about what you have just heard," Give me a lot of bacon and eggs ". What I said was:" Give me all the bacon and the eggs you have . ' Do you understand?"
12. "If you need something at all, a shame. Treat your problems, such as adults."
13. Ron: "I suffer from a disorder called" Sleeping fighting "." Leslie: "It must be terrible." Ron: "Only when I lose."
14. "Very good job, everyone. The reception will take place in each of our individual houses, alone."
15. "You fell into a classic trap, Christopher: try to repair a woman's problems instead of listening to what they are."

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16. "I am a simple man. I like women and breakfast food with black hair."
17. * On his sexual story * "Epic. And private".
18. "Fishing relaxes. It's like yoga, except that I can always kill something."
19. "There is only a bad word: taxes."
20. "The story started July 4, 1776. Everyone was a mistake."
21. * Eating a salad * "You accidentally gave me the food that my food eats."
22. "Live your life, but you want, but do not confuse the drama of happiness."
23. * On England * "Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a fragile old woman and a little baby."
24. "I cried twice in my life. Once when I was 7 years old and struck by a school bus. And still when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed."
25. *AtHerman Melville* "Does the white whale really symbolize the unknown and without meaning of human existence?" * Laughs * "No. It's just a fish ******."

26. "If there was more food and fewer people, it would be a perfect party."
27. "Why is everyone so bad to eat?"
28. "Literally, everything is a weapon, his son. This folder, in my hands, is much more murderous than this bow in yours."
29. * Listen to Turkey calls * "Is not it rap?"
30. "Please do not interpret the fact that I speak now as a real interest in the art and try to chat with me with me further. End of the Word."
31. "There is only one thing that I hate more than die: skim milk. Which is water that lies milk."
32. * His entire desire * "On my death, all my belongings will transfer to the man or the animal that killed me."
33. * Play a hunting video game * "I hope you have made peace with your God, a little electronic deer."
34. "There is more than one cradle tree in a forest. It's not a lesson, as a result, just a comment on the availability of wood."
35. "I'm regretting nothing. The end."