30 Funny jokes of <em> parks and leisure </ em>
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Parks and leisure Stands As one of the biggest sitcoms of our time for many reasons, one being its high volume of perfectly executed jokes. The quick nature of the show requires many punch lines, and the writing is so strong that a two-step joke is a rarity. It's hard to choose our favoriteParks and Rec Quotes among incredible options, but we never escape a challenge. Below is a list of the bestParks and Rec Quotes from our favorite people of Pawnee, Indiana. And for even more laughter, checkThe 30 most funny celebrity advertisements.
1 "Everything hurts and I die."
-The Snope, "Shake-up campaign" (episode 4, episode, 17)
We could not have better put it better. For more hilarious bag, checkThe 30 most funny Sitcom jokes of all time.
2 "Do not forget that every time you look on the moon, too, I will look at a moon. Not the same moon, of course, it's impossible."
-Anandy Dwyer, "Filibuster" (Season 6, Episode 5)
Do not attempt this one on your other at home, people. And for more our comedy crushes worthy of heart of heart, look no further than our list of the30 most funny sitcom characters of all time.
3 "I have already worked with a guy for three years and I have never learned his name. Best friend I have ever had. We are still talking about ever sometimes."
-Ron Swanson, "flu season" (season 3, episode 2)
Never speak is the most beautiful part of a male friendship. We are jealous of this sacred link between Ron and his bestie.
4 "Sometimes you have to work a bit for you to be a lot."
-Tom Haverford, "Ben's Parents" (Season 5, Episode 6)
It's like the mother always said. For shows that the ball is even more than tom, check the30 Sitcom the most funny of all time.
5 "If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at any time, I will avoid falling into a bottomless despair pit."
-Chris Traede, "Bus Tower" (season 4, episode 21)
Recite this for your reflection at the gym. Make ten more representatives. Repeat.
6 "I did not listen but I totally disagree with Ann."
-April Ludgate, "Bus Tower" (season 4, episode 21)
APRIL LUDGATE is a source of inspiration for all of us. Can we ever listen and can we always find a way out of our enemies.
7 "I'm fine. It's just that life is useless and nothing counts and I'm always tired."
-Anandy Dwyer, "Lunch" corresponding "(season 5, episode 15)
We want it to be socially acceptable to use it as an answer when we regularly ask you how we do, as it is on the spot. But for many of the best advice, here is the40 secrets of life you need after 40.
8 "Put alcohol in the mouth to block words out."
-Ron Swanson, "Season of Influenza 2" (Season 6, Episode 18)
If in doubt, we suggest to stick to this packing of the sage. And for more hilarious liners, checkRyan Reynolds '30 most funny tweets.
9 "There is nothing we can not do if we work hard, will never sleep, and these other responsibilities in our lives."
-The Snope, "Citizen Knope" (season 4, episode 10)
Leslie is technically not wrong here, but we're going to stick with sleep. For many better advice that are not in the form ofParks and Rec quotes, here is the40 best ways to restart your career.
10 "Boss Man, I want to go home early. Ooh, hang on, hang on. Yeah, no, I want to stop smoking and never come here again."
-Mona Lisa, "London" (Season 6,Episode 1)
It would feel so good to stop smoking with this quote, but we do not advise it if you are Gunning for this letter of recommendation. And for some really inspiring quotes, here is the50 Questions of relationship to renit your love.
11 "I'll tell you all my secrets ..."
".... I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I did not sell my car, I just forgot where I parked them. I do not know who Al Gore is and at this Stadium, I'm too scared of requesting. When they say that 2% milk, I do not know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. 'have already thrown beer in a swan, then attacked my niece, Rebecca. "
-Andy Dwyer, "New slogan" (season 6, episode 15)
Well, now we know what happened to the Andy brain and we hope Rebecca is fine. And for more laughs, do not miss the40 facts so funny are hard to believe.
12 "No matter what I do, literally nothing wrong can happen to me. I'm like a white and American senator."
-The Bull, "fluoride" (season 6, episode 7)
This one feels even more relevant today.
13 "Thank God, my grandfather has just died, then I'm FLUH-UH-HANGAR with CA-AH-ASH."
-Jean-Ralphio, "Woman of the Year" (Season 2, Episode 17)
Any joke with this configuration is for good start.
14 "Treat yourself of yourself."
-Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford, "Pawnee Rangers" (season 4, episode 4)
As far as we are concerned, this is the official rule.
15 "I went a gay Halloween party to be here ..."
"... Do you know how fun Halloween holidays are fun? Last year, I saw three Jonah brothers do with three Robert Pattinons. It was amazing."
-Appril Ludgate, "Greg Pikitis" (season 2, episode 7)
As a rule, never let a Halloween gay party spend anywhere. And if you hit a party, do not miss these30 no-no-no.
16 "These dogs are so cute that I want to vomit and kill me."
-Rig Middlebrooks, "Fluoride" (Season 6, Episode 7)
A little dramatic, but we get it. Dogs are the best.
17 Can we have a conversation about feminism where men should be in charge? "
-Kip Bunthart, "Pie-Mary" (Season 7, Episode 9)
We all met this guy. Note, fellas: this is definitely one of the thingsYou should never tell a woman.
18 "We must remember what is important in life. Friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It does not matter. But the work is third."
-The Knope, "The fight" (season 3, episode 13)
It's a difficult call between friends and waffles, but we agree with Leslie on the work grounds.
19 "I hear you totally, but, ERM, I do not like what you say. So, if you say no, I'll start a fire in the bathroom."
-Mona Lisa, "Rescue" (season 5, episode 16)
Mona Lisa is literally the worst.
20 "It's like I'm always saying. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandmother's jewelry and go to disco."
-Jean-Ralphio, "London" (season 6, episode 1)
A saying as old as time itself.
21 "I would like to be the president one day, so no I noted smoke smoke smoke ..."
"... I ate a brownie once at a college party. It was intense. It was a little indescribable, in fact, I wanted to float. There was no saucepan in The brownie was just a good lulley. "
-The Knope, "referral" (season 2, episode 2)
Nowit's A brownie we would be the game to try.
22 "Do I look like I drink water?"
-Donna Meagle, "Shake-up campaign" (season 4, episode 17)
The words of a real boss. Use this when you have to hit fear in those around you.
23 "How do you make a class event on a budget? ..."
"Red carpet. My apartment is the red carpet. In addition to this, leading to my room, a second red carpet. Oh, what is it in my shoe? Red carpet sole. Wherever I'm going , I walk on a red carpet. "
-Tom Haverford, "the return child" (season 4, episode 11)
Is it bad that we totally met red carpet soles in our shoes? Do not answer that. And if your apartment is fully upholstered in red, be sure to know the50 ways to look at the red carpet ready.
24 "Oh my God! [Capture Calculator] Hey, Dr. Buttons! ... I mean, my old calculator. It does not have a name."
-Ben Wyatt, "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic" (Season 6, Episode 3)
Ben Wyatt makes us feel better about our Nerdise.
25 "If I had to have someone tell me that I have cancer, I would like it to be me."
-Chris Traede, "The debate" (season 4,Episode 20)
Chris Traéger is a strong and independent man.
26 "I guess my thoughts about abortion are, you know, let's just go a good time."
-Bobby Newport, "The debate" (season 4, episode 20)
"Let's just spend a good time" is a strong position to adopt any debate. Who will disagree with that?
27 "Are you Dusking on my chest right now?"
- Jamm Advisor,"Filibuster" (Season 6, Episode 5)
We are so grateful to the Jamm Advisor to win us with this quote to use in very serious arguments.
28 "I really listen to only, like, the registers of German death and the Halloween sound effects of the 1950s. And Bette Midler. Obviously."
-April Ludgate, "Flying Vote" (Season 5, Episode 21)
Obviously.
29 "Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?"
-Ner Perkins, "The Treaty" (Season 4, Episode 7)
It's something we wonder all the time.
30 "No, it's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictitious. You know that, is not it? It's important for me that you know it."
-Ben Wyatt, "London" (season 6, episode 1)
Can we put in a formal request to have the redecorated Buckingham palace to look like Hogwarts?
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