30 hilarious jokes found in non-comedy movies

When Lavity hits movies that have very few laughs.


The only thing better for a good joke in a comedy movie is a good joke in a movie otherwise completely serious. In some ways, a small lightness in a drama is much more satisfying because it is so unexpected. When we look at a comedy, wewait Laugh - In fact, we are often bored when the gags do not come quickly and furious. But a joke in a heavy drama, especially one with lots of voltages or moments of tension or nails, is as if someone saying something unexpectedly to a burial. It gives everyone a pause of stress, a brief respite of all exhausting emotions.

Here are 30 of our favorite fun scenes, jokes or lining of otherwise dramatic movies (or at least serious). For more ziners from your favorite Hollywood stars, checkThe 30 most funny Sitcom jokes of all time.

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Leave the pistol, take the cannoli;The Godfather

The Godfather Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

The GodfatherOne of the best gangster films ever made, is not supposed to be a funny film. But he has at least one line of laughter, and it's a doozy.

The Mafia Henchmen Clemenza led to the countryside with a pair of gangsters, with orders to kill one of them. After the murder, he asks his Rocco assassin to "leave the pistol - take the cannoli". A cannoli is an Italian paste that Clemenza had almost forgotten was in his back seat. It works because it's such a ridiculous thing to say after hitting a mafia. According toGodfather Director Francis Ford Coppola, this line was not even in the script. It was completely improvised! And for more on the cannoli, here is theThe 30 most fun cinema lines of all time.

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Indiana Jones brings a firearm to a sword fight;The Raiders of the Lost Ark

Harrison Ford Indiana Jones Jokes From Non-Comedy Movies

Our favorite moment inThe Raiders of the Lost Ark is also his funniest. The archaeologist in love with adventure Indiana Jones (played, of course, from Harrison Ford) is confronted in the streets of Cairo by a Swordsman master. Jones looks at the savingship show his skills, then pulls his firearm with flippancy.

The epic scene exists only because Ford suffered from dysentery during the thrust and did not want to be outside longer than necessary. "The poor guy was a wonderful British seal that had practiced his sword skills for months to do this work," said Ford in an interview "and was quite surprised by the idea we ship in five minutes. " To consult our favorite action hero bringing life-saving chops,See Harrison Ford Rescue Woman from Car Accident.

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Disco dance;Ex-machina

Ex Machina Disco Dancing Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Nothing breaks the tension in a sci-fi thriller as a sudden and unexpected disco dance party. Somewhere in the midst of independent success of 2015 on sexy cyborgs,Ex-machinaTech MasterMind Nathan (played by Oscar Isaac) breaks in a synchronized dance routine with his sexy housekeeper robot (played by Songoya Mizuno). Why? It's unclear. But as Nathan announces: "I'm going to tear the dance floor (expletive), guy, check." And for more great laughs, check these20 celebrities that look like their pets.

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E.T. is supervised;E.T: The alien

E.T. Drunk Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

I have seen the film Steven Spielberg of 1982E.T.: Extra terrestrialBut there is on the scene that we will never forget: when the little Alien guy finds a refrigerator full of beer and ends up becoming underwater. An e.t. thoroughly intoxicatedFall flat on his face In the kitchen can be the best Slapstick Spielberg has already done. And for more fun facts, here is the20 things everyone finds secretly hilarious.

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Robin Williams makes the Camera Guy Shake;Hunting goodwill

Good Will Hunting Robin Williams Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Gus van Sant'sHunting goodwillWas a very emotional film of 1997 about a Boston street child (played by Matt Damon) which is secretly a genius. This is not the kind of flick you put when you are laughing, but it has a hilarious moment. He comes from the psychologist, played by Robin Williams, who tells a story about the involuntary nocturnal flatulence of his end of the woman. The lines have been improvised and even the cameraman did not expect them. To concernAround the mark 1:00And see how the screen begins to tremble. Yes, it's because the guy holding the camera laughs so strong. To see more kind characters, check out the30 most funny film characters of all time.

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Daniel Day-Lewis will drink your milkshake;There will be blood

There Will Be Blood I Drink Your Milkshake Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Daniel Day-Lewis is the only actor to win a price of the Academy to pretend to fly a milkshake with a gigantic invisible straw. Okay, then he probably deserved it more than this scene, but it's always the one everyone remembers 2007There will be blood. The ruthless Oil Magnat (played by Lewis) explains to a preacher, with a prepared and stupid metaphor of Milkshake, why he will always win at the end. "I ... drink ... your ... Milkshake!" He blows. "I drink it!" So strange and so funny.

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Mark Wahlberg needs a knife, not a duck;Survivor isolated

Lone Survivor Mark Wahlberg Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

It's like a routine "which is the first" Comedy Routine Abbott & Costello, but in a movie on a marine seal blocked in Afghanistan. Mark Wahlberg just needs a knife, but the Afghan kid who could be his only hope can not understand what he says, so he brings him a duck. "It's not a knife", implores a bloody wahlberg and bruised. "It's not a knife. It's a ... Duck!" And for a more stupid humor, here is the20 hilarious words for daily problems.

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Batman tries to be subtle;The black Knight

Batman Christian Bale Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Batman is not really a riot in the filmmaker Christopher Nolan's Take The Comic Book Hero, but there are some unexpected laughs, likeTHIS LINING 2008The black Knight. When Butler Alfred (Brilliant Michael Caïla) asks Batman (played by Christian Bale) if he was going to take the Batpod at his next exhibition with the Joker, Crusader Copped is not amused. "In the middle of the day, Alfred?" he asks. "Not very subtle." To which Alfred responds, under his breath, "lamborghini then. Much more subtle." Do you want to see Christian Bale now? He's thereFat and Bald like Dick Cheney.

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Scarface wants you to say hello to his boyfriend;Scarface

Scarface Say Hello to my Little Friend Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

It is possible that this line, pronounced by the Tony Montana Drug Reseller (played by Al Pacino), was supposed to be threatening. But when he picks up a machine gun and shout, "said hello to my boyfriend," before shooting a bunch of bad guys through a door, he makes loud laughter.

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No matter the bombs, surfs;Apocalypse now

Apocalypse Now Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Lieutenant-Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore played beautifully by Robert Duvall, will not leave something not relevant as the enemy fire raining on the beach stop sure to surf. "If I say it's safe to surf on this beach, captain, so it's safe to surf on this beach," he shouted. And then he takes his shirt. You know, as you do at war.

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Darth Vader shouts "Nooooooooo!";Stars Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Revenge of the Sith Darth Vader Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

At the end of 2005Revenge of the Sith, Dark Vader has a very bad day. He killed his pregnant wife, led to the collapse of a peaceful intergalactic government and had such burns that he was stuck forever in a funky black suit with a weird face mask. He is always right to be upset. But when he shouts "Noooooooo, "It always makes us laugh. It's too melodramatic and stupid. And for more than the preferred science fiction franchise of everyone, here is theBest newStars wars Locations that you can actually visit.

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It seems clear diesel wine;Black

Pitch Black Vin Diesel Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

A sci-fi horror movie featuring Diesel wine should not spit your popcorn. But that's what we had in 2000Black, About a foreign predator attacking a human crew stuck on a strange planet. When hunting creatures at night, Diesel announces that "he looks clear". It appears that,it is very falseAnd a fierce stranger makes me a meal. "You said clear", one of the crew's diesel crew and the action star responds with a perfect impasse, "I saidglance clear. "

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Hooper and Quint compare scars;Jaws

Jaws Comparing Scars Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

There is a lot of expectation in the 1975 killed shark thrillerJawsBut it's not filled with an agonizing tension. In a scene, two of the hunters, Hooper (played by Richard Dreyfuss) and Quint (Robert Shaw) compare their shark scars. It reaches a conclusion filled with laughter when Hooperpoints to a scar nonexistent on his chestAnd says, "Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart." For a few seconds, we almost forgot the destruction of upcoming sharks. And for beautiful overflowing films with amazing jokes, here is the30 greatest comedies of all time.

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A pre-enactive snack with the mother of Tommy;Goodfellas

Goodfellas Dinner Scene Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

One of the darkest scenes of Martin Scorsese's 1990 Gangster dramaGoodfellas is also his funniest. (Yes, it's a pretty dark humor here. To be warned.) Three gangsters need to have a body, and Tommy (played by Joe Pesci) suggests stopping by the place of his mother to have a shovel. His mother is awake and insists to make a great meal for them. As they eat and drink, tell stories about the "deer" they hit and admiring a crazy dog ​​painting, we can hear the victim in their car, frantically hit the trunk.

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Park lady 1 trailer, mass murderer 0;There is no country for old men

No Country For Old Men Trailer Park Scene Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

The brothers of coen 'There is no country for old men is a film filled with carnage and blood. It also includesthis weird scene, in which the killer (played by Javier Bardem) confronts a Trese trailer park manager, who refuses to tell him what he wants to know. "Sir, I'm not at free to give any information about our residents," she barks him. Given the number of people we have already seen the murder, we think she did for. But even he can not survive an exhibition with this woman with a spectacular permanent.

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It isDoctor Strange, not Mr. Strange;A strange doctor

Doctor Strange Benedict Cumberbatch Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

You are not generally looking for superhero films for Vaudevillian Wordplay, butThat's what we had In 2016A strange doctor. The eponymous hero, played by Benoît Cumberbatch, confronts the naughty Mikkelsen, who tries a greeting by calling his Nemesis "Mister ...", waiting for Dr. Strange to fill the rest. Strange Corrects it, saying "doctor". Mikkelsen, looking for confused, asks "Mister Doctor?" Dr. Strange Corrects it again by saying: "It's strange." The villain, now completely perplexed, says, "Perhaps. Who am I to judge?"

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Benicio del Toro will turn;The usual suspects

The Usual Suspects Benicio Del Toro Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Anyone who has an idea of ​​what Fred Fenster (played by Benicio del Toro) said whenhe is questioned In 1995The usual suspects? "I said he'll go back. He will go back for real." His nonsense confession - or threat, which can be safe - is a relief from the very necessary comedy in this black Classic crime that is dating with wall-mounted wall drama.

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Jack Nicholson and the stubborn waitress;Five easy pieces

Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

One of the best performances of Jack Nicholson was in 1970Five easy pieces, about a worker based on Petroleum Moody and a former piano prodigu that returns to his hometown when he learns that his father was dying. The most famous scene of the film is also his funnie, with Nicholson at a dinner, trying to order a grilled bread side despite the instance of the waitress it is not on the menu. He concedes to order a chicken salad sandwich asking him to "hold butter, lettuce and mayonnaise". What should she do with chicken salad? "I want you to hold it between yourknees, "he says. Only Jack Nicholson could do a line like that the funniest thing you have ever heard.

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The lasting love of Ben de Nkotb;This

It cast on bicycles

The success of the horror of last yearThis Reintroduce a new generation of viewers to Stephen King's ultra-frightening clown, Pennywise, played by the Diabolic Bill Skarsgard actor. Our favorite part of the film, however, was the current gag that Ben-The Portly Neweral Group of Pals-is a massive fan of the boy's band of new children on the block. Everything will culminate in a hilarious moment when the gang visits her room, only to close the door, revealing a nkotb poster above.

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Laurence Fishburne share;Event horizon

Event Horizon Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

In 1997, Sci-Fi Horror FlickEvent horizonAstronauts on a rescue mission are trying to determine what happened to the crew missing from a spaceship and discovering a video journal filled with images of blood and torture. Their captain, played by Laurence Fishburne, sees disturbing images, then,with a perfect impasse, says, "We leave."

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Never trust a guy with a hatch that likes Huey Lewis;Psycho

American Psycho Christian Bale Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Am I extremely excited about Huey Lewis and the news make you a serial killer? Of course not. It's just Patrick Bateman (played by Christian Bale) in the 2000 horror flickPsycho. But just to be safe, if anyone asks us: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?", We will keep our eyes open for the ax.

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Hobbits can be on their heads;Lord of the Rings: Ring Stock Exchange

Lord of the Rings Pippin Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

Leave it on Hobbits to deliverThe funniest line in thethe Lord of the Rings trilogy. This scene occurred at the beginning, in 2001Ring community. Frodo's Pals Sam and Pippin crush the secret meeting to save the land of the middle, saying that "you need people of intelligence on this kind of ... mission ... quest ... Thing ..." It is agreed That hobbits can join, then, the perfect punch, a hobbit named Pippin asks: "Where are we going?"

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Dumbledore has style;Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix

dumbledore got style

One of our favorite characters from the Harry Potter series is Albus Dumbledore, the director of the Sorcerer School Hogwarts and a cool guy all around. In 2007Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix, The Magic Ministry attempts to stop Dumbledore to conspire with Harry and other students. But he does not go quietly and fledIn the most insensive way possible. Shacklebolt, another departmental assistant, comments with the most true (and funny thing) ever said about Dumbledore: "You may not like it, minister, but you can not deny; Dumbledore has the style. "

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BONK head on titanic propeller;Titanic

titanic head bonk propeller guy

As the boat flows into the 1997 Catastrophe Titanic, it's a horror and a fear without stopping. And then we see a guy falling from the ship andhit his head on the propeller blade, and that makes an almost comic booong. It should not be funny, but it's so funny. He has hisown page Facebook. Billy Crystal mentioned it in hisSong Oscar in 1998, the caller "the helix guy". Yes, it's very tragic that he probably falls into his destiny. But this bong! Oh guy, it gives us laughter every time.

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Iron Man wants Shawarma;The Avengers

The Avengers Iron Man Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

After a climate battle in New York against the extraterrestrial invaders, a very beaten ironman asks his companions of Heroes, "Have you ever tried Shawarma? There is a Shawarma join about two blocks from here. I do not do not know what it is, but I do not know what you want to try it. "

It's a strange and funny moment in the film otherwise Rave 2012The AvengersAnd it becomes even better after the roller of the credits. We will not ruin it for you,Check it yourself.

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Heywood bedThe count of Monte "Crisco;" The Redemption of Shawshank

shawshank redemption screenshot

It is the favorite feeling of everyone, the heartbreaking drama of the 1990s - a film about two men who meet in prison to forge a long-term friendship - but in the midst of all the scenes of sentimentality and horrible Prison, there is at least a moment just pure gold gold.

When Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) works as a prison librarian, Heywood (William Sadler) asked where on the shelves to put a copy ofThe count of Monte "Crisco".While it's pretty funny, it's his bad pronunciation Alexandre Dumas' name Dumas who scream.

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Cyclops and Wolverine;X Men

cyclops in x-men

You can not be too cautious when you are a mutant superhero, especially when one of the bad guys is a Shapehidifier who does not disguise as people in whom you trust. In 2000X Men Movie, Cyclops is not so sure that Wolverine is actually the Merverine. "Prove," he asks. Wolverine responds with a line: "You are a [jerk]." That's all that is needed to hear.

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Nobody receives Grape Bran at a date;Playbook of silver liners

Silver Linings Playbook Diner Scene Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

If you judged it just by this restaurant scene, you probably would probably think in 2012Playbook of silver liners was a light comedy. Not really. But in this closely fun exchange, Pat (played by Bradley Cooper) supports with Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence) as to whether the consumption of Grape Bran counts as a date, among other ridiculous topics.

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Mr. Rose does not believe in switching;Dogs tanks

Reservoir Dogs Tipping Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

This is probably the only moment of the 1992 debut of Quentin TarantinoDogs tanksThis is not filled with curse and blood. It also happens to be the funniest. Mr. Rose (played by Steve Buscemi) explains why he never holds a waitress. Such a fool. And we do not even say that because of his assassination and his diamond heisting.

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Mark Zuckerberg checks your calculation;The social network

The Social Network Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies

2010The social network is a striking tragedy on the rise of Mark Zuckerberg (played by Jesse Eisenberg). The Facebook Mastermind is not exactly the most funny guy in the world, but it goes at least a zinger in which itDouble check mathematics out of 18 +1. Ah soit's How it has become the richest man in the world. Lovers of this movie? Get ready to launch your ballot and check the11 Mark Zuckerberg signs is definitely running for the President.

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