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Dad's jokes are genial. And there is a place in this world forword games. But sometimes, a laugh at someone else's expense really hits the place. If you have a very bad day, you may need two hours of vulgar insults to lift your spirits. Enter: Roasted lines.

The roasting jokes began more than a century ago as a tradition launched by the CLUB Frairs, a group of press agents and their customers who would meet to eat, drink and improve each other. The groupheld their first official roast in 1949and, afterwards, roast became an annual tradition, where comics and friends would gather to tease a member of their club with so blue jokes that women were not allowed in the club from A feeling of erroneous decency.

Almost 20 years ago, the Central Comedy first broadcast a roast brother club. The format was so popular that the Central Comedy and the Friars Club separated from the means, so that the central comedy could attract something a little less initiated and the club of brothers could have stick to their motto: "we only roast those we love." If you need to laugh, here are some the most funny roasts roasting celebrities.

"... he has the wisdom of a owl, the grace of a swan and the eye of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for birds." -NORM MACDONALD, RoastBob Saget.

Apparently, a producer told him to "be shocking", then he came out and saidFive minutes of ridiculous dad jokes.

"... while you're sitting there do not do anything. I feel that I'mCo-hosts the Oscars with you."-Seth Rogen, RoastJames Franco.

ROGEN said this roasted line to his friend and frequent collaborator, James Franco.

"... it said:" Users who bought this article also bought a shotgun. "-Whitney Cummings, RoastDavid Hasselhoff.

The reputation of David Hasselhoff to be ridiculous (and drunk) made it aTarget easy to its own roast.

"... I really know Charlie. And I'm famous." -Jon Lovitz, RoastCharlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen and the group there to send it were also rough, like Jon Lovitzproved with this joke.

"... is one of the first three quarters of his family." -Jimmy Carr, RoastRob Lowe.

British comedian Jimmy Carr made asolid work to make fun of everyone on the doors of Rob Lowe's roast, with someExceptionally good jokes directed inPeyton Manning's direction.

"... open a pot." -Jeff Ross ToLarry King, RoastDonald Trump

Age is a common topic to roast, soWhen Larry King is on the platformYou can expect a lot of jibes on the subject.

"... not fill it." -White Betty White, RoastWilliam Shatner

The roast of Betty White roast from William Shatner wasClassic Roasted Material andreminded of America what treasure she is.

"... and go to the White House. Why not? It would not be the first time he pushed a black family out of his house." -To spy, Roast Donald Trump

In 2012,Donald Trump himself offered a roast, ending upThe ass of the evening of jokes.

"... for black children more homeless than hurricane Katrina." -Jimmy Kimmel, RoastFlavor.

Flav flavor is such a mess that he does not really need roasting. But that did not stop Jimmy Kimmel ofland some insults of choice to his roast in 2007.

"... you're like Jeff Ross of Comedy." -Whitney Cummings, RoastJoan Rivers.

Joan Rivers roast was an opportunity for comics fromPresent their talents In front of a comedy legend, even these Whitney cummings could not choose in a range.

"... or standing at least 500 feet of one." -Kevin Hart, RoastJustin Bieber.

Roastmaster Kevin Hart did not attract any punch toThe roast Justin Bieber.

"... who scares the crows far from our cultures?" -PETE DAVIDSONRob Lowe's roast.

One of the too many to count the insults directed againstAnn Coulter During Rob Lowe's roast isDavidson's Delivery It really makes it something special.

"... produce, photography, soundtrack, assembly - is there anything you can do?" -Natasha Leggero, Roasted James Franco.

Natasha Leggero did not titunken with this roasted lineDirected to James Franco.

"... but at the last minute, no one asked him." -Jane Lynch, RoastRoseanne.

Even the ex of roseanne,Tom Arnold, hadAUTENTIA heatto his roast.

"... does it scare you, knowing that you are going to die fromColon Cancer? "-Sarah Silverman ToJennifer love hewitt, RoastCarson Daly.

MTV Bash: Carson Daly was supposed to be a roast from Carson Daly, but Sarah Silverman jumped Daly and all the other comedians participating and wentRight for Jennifer Love Hewitt in the hearing.

"... his mother was broken Anthony." -Joan Rivers, RoastHoward Stern.

Howard Stern organized a roast of himself for his birthday and Joan Rivershad things to a vicious departure When she spotted tan, mom in the audience.

"…Type of." -Greg Giraldo, RoastLarry cable.

The regretted Greg Giraldo wasA master of roasting people, as evidenced by thisquip.

"... who is to give Justin Bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison. The first thing you will need is a stem. I made mine from a pepper and A packet of gum. " -Martha Stewart, Roast Justin Bieber.

Martha Stewart was the surprise vedette of Justin Bieber's roast,Cracking Roast Lines on the prison and ruffle Prim and the appropriate image we all know and love it.

"... it's because God hates Michael J. Fox." -Anthony Jeselnik, Roast Charlie Sheen.

Remember:something goes to a roast.

"... The second worst tragedy has ever struck in New York." -Seth MacFarlane, Roast Donald Trump.

Seth MacFarlaneHosted the roast of Donald TrumpAnd now he can look back and remember the time he pushed one of the funniest roasts of all time to the future president.

"... You had a gastric-to-eat surgery in 1998, then you beat him." - Anthony Jeseselnik, roast of Roseanne.

Anthony Jeselnik's Joke about the fluctuating weight of Rosanne wasNothing short of brutal.

"... Great Tattoo! You have a bottom tattoo from the bottom of the slut on your face." -Amy Schumer, Roast Charlie Sheen.

If it's not the perfect description ofMike Tyson's Face Tattoo, we do not know what is.

"... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted." -JewelRob Lowe's roast.

Once again,Ann Coulter offers a better forage To roast that the subject planned by the show, Rob Lowe.

"... As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won theDerby Kentucky. "- Peyton Manning, Roasted Rob Lowe.

Just for really hammer at home how much Ann Ann Coulter had it, here'sPeyton Manning partners with pleasure.

"... You have been sewn thousands of times and you are always sad to watch. You are like the AIDS quilt." -Greg Giraldo, Roast by Joan Rivers.

This burn is a little more compliant withClassic Greg Giraldo Roast Roast, and it's vicious.

"... because this roast has just become dark." -Andy Samberg, Roasted James Franco.

Rather than going to the typical roast road, Andy Samberg took a play of Norm Macdonald's Book and dida very bad work of insulting someone other than himselfWhen he came to his infamous roasted lines.

"... involving an airplane." - Pete Davidson, roast Justin Bieber.

For a small context onwhy this joke is so good, Pete Davidson's father died in theAttacks on September 11.

"... you are like a skeleton wrapped in an electric band." - Grego Grego, roast flava flav.

This very specific insult proves why Greg Giraldo wasconsidered one of the masters of roasting all time.

"... because it was the only way to win Jonah Hill on the stage." - Sarah Silverman, Roasted James Franco.

Jonah Hill wasroast all night long roast from James Franco for his frequentlyfluctuating weight.

"What more violers think only." -Carrie FisherRosanne roast.

Carrie Fisher was known for her razor spirit, and she presented it to the maximum effect at Roseanne's Roast by jumping theJokes about age and weight and cut right to high notch burns. It does not go much better than this roasted line.

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