The 30 most fun cinema lines of all time

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Here we have gathered the most fluffy and most epoching cinema quotes with grace the silver screen. And for more Hollywood Hilarity, consult the30 most funny film characters of all time.

1
"It's just an injury to the flesh."

Monty Python Flesh Wound funny movie quotes

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

- The black Knight (John Cleese) to King Arthur(Graham Chapman), after losing both arms in the heat of the fight. For more laughter, check the30 Sitcom the most funny of all time.

2
"This is myless Spot vulnerable. "

Casablanca funny movie quotes

Casablanca (1942)

- Captain Renault (Claude rains) in Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) When Rick points a firearm in the captain's heart. For more classic branches, check these37 films that each man over 40 should be able to quote.

3
"This building must be at least ....thrice Bigger than that! "

Derek Zoolander funny movie quotes

Zoolander (2001)

- Derek Zoolander(BEN Dark), offering reviews to a miniature model of the center of Derek Zoolander for children who can not read well and want to do other stuff too. And for more cinematographic trivia, do not missThe 30 worst thin film of all time.

4
"I'm serious. And do not call me Shirley."

Airplane funny movie quotes

Airplane (1980)

- Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) Respond to "surely, you can not be serious." And for more fun with the language, check the50 Chrns so bad they are really funny.

5
"Yeah, but I'm shooting with this hand."

Gene Wilder Blazing Saddles funny movie quotes

Flamboyant saddles (1974)

- Jim (Gene Wilder), demonstrating its irrepressibly fragile hand at Sheriff Bart (Cleavon little)

6
"I'm just a stomach flu from my weight."

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The devil wears Prada (2006)

- Emily Charlton (Emily blunt) Leading on his new "diet".

7
"I'm about to do that Bigp Bizkit has made music in the late 90s."

Deadpool funny movie quotes

dead Pool (2016)

-Dead Pool(Ryan Reynolds), be deadpool. And for more (although Damer) of the interrogators of the Merc with a mouth, read on30 most funny Tweets of Ryan Reynolds.

8
"Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirdy for 10 seconds while looking at a bottle of unopened vermouth."

Kingsman funny movie quotes

Kingsman: the secret service (2014)

- Egive (EGERTON TRON), the schooling of his bartender onThe unique way to make a martini.

9
"'Bigger good?' I am your wife! I am the biggestWell You will never have! "

The Incredibles funny movie quotes

The Incredibles (2004)

- Darling (Kimberly Adair Clark) in Lucius best(Samuel L. Jackson)Also known as the Grozone Superhero, who wants to bail out dinner and save the world of imminent destruction.

10
"I feel comfortable with legal jargon in everyday life.[Someone Catsalls her.] I protest!"

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The revenge of a blonde (2001)

- She Wood (Reese Witherspoon), in its video test application at Harvard Law School.

11
"We get the head and we hold the ransom of the world for ....One million dollars. "

Dr. Evil funny movie quotes

Austin Powers: international mystery man (1997)

- Dr. Evil (Mike Myers), after recently awakening cryogenic gel of several decades, it is completely lacking the concept of inflation.

12
"It might agree.[To beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now. "

Groundhog Day funny movie quotes

marmot (1993)

- Larry Cameraman (Chris Elliott) After Phill Connors (Bill Murray) Give a cliff with Punxastawney Phil.

13
"Leave the pistol. Take the cannoli."

The Godfather funny movie quotes

The Godfather (1972)

- Peter Clemenza (Richard Castellano), giving instructions to a hartenman mafia. (For your suburban nights: this legendary line has been improvised.)

14
"I am in a case of glass emotion!"

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Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

- Ron Burgundy (VA FERRELL) Laming the supposed death of his dog, Baxter.

15
"This carpet really knotted the room together, do not you?"

The Big Lebowski funny movie quotes

The big lebowski (1998)

- Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) deploring with the guy (Jeff Bridges) About the recently Befouled's carpet of the latter.The big lebowski (1998)

16
"I'm going to have what she has."

When Harry Met Sally funny movie quotes
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When Harry meets Sally (1989)

- Random pattern to the server after assistant at Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) Fake an orgasm in the middle of Katz's delicacy.

17
"It's my wife."

Borat funny movie quotes

Borrat: American cultural learning to take advantage of the glorious nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

- Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) Introduction, well, his wife (and reproaching to spawning her with an immensely popular twitter).

18
"It's like I had ESPN or something."

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Wicked girls (2004)

- Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) Say at the Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) about its fifth sense.

19
"Is it all he said?"

Lost in Translation funny movie quotes

Lost in the translation(2003)

- Bob Harris (Murray) expressing a surprise after a long directive in Japanese is translated into "he wants you to turn, look at the camera".

20
"No, it's a cardigan, but thank you for noticing!"

Dumb and dumber funny movie quotes

Beast and even more stupid (1994)

- Harry Dunne(Jeff Daniels) Reply to a police officer ordering him to withdraw.

21
"Gentlemen, you can not fight here. It's the war."

dr. Strangelove funny movie quotes

Dr. Strangelove (1964)

- President Merkin Muffley (Peter sellers) Break a physical altercation.

22
"Excuse me. I think you have my stapler."

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Offices (1999)

- Milton Waddams (Stephen Roots) trying to recover his beloved stapler.

23
"This is the first time I have never seen you look ugly. And it makes me nice of pleasure."

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Bridesmaids (2011)

- Annie Walker (Kristen Wiig) Justify his tears of joy in Helen (Pink Byrne), its rival impeccable systematic.

24
"I learned a long time ago that worry is like a rocking chair. This gives you something to do, but it does not lead you anywhere.

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Van Wilder of National Lampoon (2002)

- Van Wilder (Reynolds) depicts Grade-A life tips.

25
"It's not a man's handbag. This is called a bag. Indiana Jones wears one."

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The hangover (2009)

- Alan Garner (Zach Galifianakis) Defend his ssartorial choices.

26
Does Houser dooogie just steal my car? "

Harold and Kumar funny movie quotes

Harold and Kumar go to white castle (2004)

- Harold Lee (John Cho) React to Neil Patrick Harris (Neil Patrick Harris), Well, steal his car.

27
"Shotgun."

Identity Thief funny movie quotes

Identity thief (2013)

- Diana Budgie (Melissa McCarthy) Sandy Patterson (Jason BatemanAfter Patterson leans back to convince her to come back in the car. These are the only two passengers.

28
"Do not emphasize this pistol to him. He is an unpaid trainee."

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Aquatic life with Steve Zissou (2004)

- Steve Zissou (Murray) defending his crew of pirates.

29
"Faulkner is Cauc ... Asian. Well, they were wrong, because you are obviously white."

Hunt for the Wilderpeople funny movie quotes

Wildeop (2016)

- Ricky Baker (Julian Denunning), on the race with his uncle (Sam Neill), reading a sought after poster.

30
"As if!"

clueless as if funny movie quotes

Disapparative (1995)

- Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) Throw down. For more than the most unbalanced decade in history, learn these20 SLAOT Terms of the 1990s person does not rely.

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