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There are jokes, And then there are anti-jokes. What in the world is an "anti"to joke? Think of it in this way: all the comedy concerns the surprise. It sets up a wait and then moving away. But even jokes follow the rules; The configuration and punchline are satisfactory because they follow a predictable formula. The anti-jokes turn this formula on his ear. The surprise comes fromabandonment theFull first of a joke.

In fact, the punchline of any good anti-joke denies the existence of a joke in the first place. It's funny because it's like the forgotten joke that it was supposed to be funny. An anti-joke takes itself too seriously or too literally, or completely miss the point. Abad joke Try and fails to be funny, but an anti-joke is funny because it does not even try.

Plot? Well, scroll, because we have cleaned the Internet and consulted online humorists for the best anti-jokes ever written. Here are 60 examples of anti-jokes that we think to represent the kind at its end.

The best anti-jokes ever written

1. How do you call a joke that is not funny?

A sentence.

2. Do you want to hear something that will make you smile?

Your face muscles.

3. How do you call a pencil sharpener that can not sharpen pencils?

Broken.

4. Where was the Constitution signed?

The bottom.

5. What do you get when mixing and a goat and a sheep?

A GEEP.

6. How do you call a talking turtle?

Fictitious.

7. What ended after 1987?

1988.

8. What is a stranger to the other?

Nothing. They did not know each other.

9. What said French guy to another French guy?

I call myself also guy.

10. Why did the dinosaur say "Hello" to the little girl?

He was being polite.

11. What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

12. How does the white tail deer jump higher than the average house?

This is due to their powerful subsequent legs and the fact that the average house can not jump.

13. Do you know what is really strange?

Numbers that are not divisible by two.

14. I can still remember that the last words of my grandfather before hitting the bucket.

He said, "Hey, what distance do you think I can hit this bucket?"

15. My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7.

She does not have a headphone jack.

16. What is an elephant and grapes have in common?

One of them is purple.

17. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens do not have cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was random.

18. A proton walks in a bar.

Nobody noticed it because the protons are tiny and everywhere.

19. Why do we dress babies boys in blue and baby girl in pink?

Because they can not dress themselves.

20. Yo Mama's So Fat ...

It should be concerned because diabetes is a serious health problem.

21. How do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance, because of the fact that he has a pretty serious head injury.

22. What is yellow and is something you should not drink?

A school bus.

23. What is Cowboy told his second rodeo?

"It's not my first rodeo!"

24. When birds fly in a V, why is one side ever longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on one side.

25. What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

26. I have glasses but I can not see. I have feet but I can not walk. What am I?

A riddle.

27. WhyMicheal J. Fox Do the best milkshakes?

Because he uses the best ingredients.

28. Whythe dinosaur Eat the baby?

He did not do it. Humans did not appear before the extinction of dinosaurs.

29. How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint green and throw forks to her.

30. Why does the swan sound?

Biologically, it is coded in their genes to do it when it is threatened.

31. Hit, hitting

I wonder who is at the door. I hope they know a good joke, since Lavity is important in this cruel life. You must sometimes smile.

32. What is a lawyer told the other lawyer?

"We are both lawyers!"

33. Why are there no Jewish people on Uranus?

The nature of the planet does not maintain human life.

34. What is white and boring at breakfast?

An avalanche.

35. What is funny about five people in a hip suburbs at a cliff?

Nothing. They were my friends.

36. You can choose your nose and you can choose your friends ...

But you can not fly a bank. It's a crime.

37. Why is there no aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would not be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the non-pompous rainforest.

38. You can talk a lot about a woman from a woman just in her hands.

For example, if she holds a firearm, she is probably angry.

39. What is the difference between Wrap Bubble and a carrot?

Nobody eats carrots.

40. How do you call a medical student who graduated last in their class?

Doctor.

41. I'm not saying that she is a golden hollow ...

But she moved to California in 1849.

42. What is green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied on the wheels.

43. How do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A horrible navigation accident.

44. How is a laser beam similar to a red fish?

Neither can whistle.

45. What is an ant told the other ant?

Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.

46. ​​Why are hamsters like cigarettes?

They are completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and turn it on fire.

47. If a tree falls into the forest and no one is there to hear it ...

Then, my illegal logging company is a success.

48. Did you see Stevie Wonder's house?

It is very furnished with taste.

49. How do you empty a pool full of Canadians?

Tell them politely but firmly ", get out of the pool, please!"

50. What is orange and tastes like an orange?

Orange.

51. What do you call a cerf without eyes?

A deer. The absence of eyes does not change the species.

52. What is blue and feel red paint?

Blue paint.

53. A gorilla works in a bar and orders a martini banana.

The bartender thinks it's particular and realizes it's because it really dreams. The man wakes up dreams and begins to tell his wife. His wife simply ignores him and went to sleep. The man rolls and starts in Sob while he realizes that his marriage is in ruins.

54. What is duck and bike have in common?

They both have guideons ... with the exception of the duck.

55. How many Germans do he take to change a bulb?

A. They are a very effective person.

56. Why is Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she died in 1968 and the deceased is unable to use automobiles.

57. What is a cannibal told the other after missing a clown?

"We are going to have big problems for that!"

58. A horse goes to a bar and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "Evolution".

59. What is the size of the Empire State Building?

A STATE EMPIRE BUILD.

60. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Find a worm in your caramel apple. They usually cost more.

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