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One of the things that make our country so remarkable (among many others) is how diversified we are. The United States does not have a single type of personality; It has rather fifty different different and unimitary identities. California could not be more different from Texas, which resembles another world of New York. It's not just a regional pride, it's science.Research By the American Psychological Association found that each state has its own temperament and distinctive personality.

Each state also has its own jokes. What is funny in a state will not always be funny in another. These jokes do not just reflect our tastes and our cultural identity, but also our sense of humor. You are not going to go very far in this world if you can not have fun gently at your own geographic stereotypes. If you do not think that states such as Mississippi or Alabama can make fun of themselves, you obviously never visited one nor the other.

Here are 50 of the best jokes on each state of the United States do not laugh too long to another 49, your condition is also here. And for more geographical humor, check the30 funniest jokes on the warning signs of the road.

A state soldier of Alabama draws on a van on I-20. He said to the driver "You had a piece of identification?"
The driver says, "And what?!"
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A Alaska was in anchorage trial. The prosecutor leaned under threatened to him and asked, "Where were you on the night from October to April?"
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A sad Arzonan has already prayed, "I wish it raining - not so much for me, because I've seen it, but for my 7 year old child."
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A teacher asked his students the official bird of Arkansas. Johnny raised his hand immediately and said: "mosquitoes".
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What is the best part of the winter in California?
That you can only see it on television.

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How do you know that you are in the presence of a real Colorado? It wears its $ 3,000 mountain bike at the top of its $ 500 car.

You know you are Connecticut if you tell all New York sports teams.

Q: What is Delaware?
A: I do not know.
Q: A brand new jersey.

"Thank you for calling Florida's emergency services. If this concerns an acid in a sanitary space, press 1. If a gulf filled with bone appeared in your living room, press 2. If you want to know WhyPOINT Was not the week this week, press 3. "(Rock)

How do you know you live in Georgia? When all directions start with "drop of peachtree ..." and include the phrase "when you see the Waffle House ..."

Two men debate if Hawaii is pronounced "Havaii" or "Hawaii".
They ask for a passerby, who replies "Havaii".

"Thank you," said the first man satisfied.

"You are Velcome," answers the passing.

"Idaho has raised its speed limit to 80 miles per hour. Now you can get out of it even faster." (Stephen Colbert.)
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It is appropriate that the NFL Indianapolis team is the Colts: rely on the loss of Superbowl.

"I used to think that [Iowa] was something that people said when they register alphabetically and they could not remember what comes after Indiana. Indiana .... I, Oh yeah yeah , Kansas! Kansas. " (Trevor Noah)
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Q: What is the difference between Kansas and Yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active living culture.
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What does the Kentucky Derby's horse said when he fell? "I fell and I can not giddyup!"

Every day can be fat Tuesday if you try strong enough!
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Top of 32º F? Last cooking of the season!

How do you call your ex who lived in Maryland? Old pae.

"The last person to cross [Boston] in less than three hours was screaming," The British come! The British arrive! "(Lewis Black)

What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on TV? Detroit Lions.

What are the four seasons in Minnesota? Winter. Always winter. Yeah,Always Winter. And construction.

How do you know when staying at a Mississippi hotel? When you call the reception and says, "I have to flee Ai in my sink," and the person at the front desk said, "Go ahead. »

A man from Kansas City enters a bar and asks, "You want to hear a joke about the people of Saint-Louis? »
The bartender says, "Listen, my friend, I'm from Saint-Louis, and I will not appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he is from Saint-Louis, too. And the videor, this great guy there, is also from Saint-Louis. So, do you still want to say that joke? »

"No," says Kansas City's guy. "Not if I have to explain it three times. »

Montana, where altitude is usually a larger number than the population of the city.

Did you hear what happened in Nebraska when the wind blows off? Everyone has fallen on!

"I went to a dentist is Vegas because I had a cavity ... and he wanted to wait until I three times in a row! (Rita Rudner)

"It's all" Live Free Or Die "is really: there is no sales tax, and no seat belts or safety that save normal lives it should not be. "Live Free Or die. »It should be" live freeand Die. »(DREW DUNN)

"New Jersey is the ban on smile in driving license photos. So now, instead of telling the driver, "Smile, the DMV photographer simply say," You live in New Jersey. (Conan O'Brien)

"I'm referring to Mexico as" Classical Mexico "and New Mexico as Mexico 2:. Electric Boogaloo '"(Steve Hoffstetter)
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"In other parts of the country, couples try to stay together for the good of children. In New York, they try to arrange things for the property of the apartment. (David Sedaris)

An inch of snow? Sorry guys, North Carolina is closed.

What is a seven-course meal in North Dakota? A hamburger and a pack of six.

If your hometown river is flammable and you do not see a significant difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip sauce, you are probably from Ohio.

If you see a tornado warning on TV, but do not be too excited about it until you really havesee come to you, you can live in Oklahoma.

Patron Restaurant: "Can you tell us more about the chicken? »
Waitress: "It's a patrimonial race, high wood and fed with a sheepsmilk diet, soy and hazelnuts. »
Pattern: "And it's local?"
Waitress: "Yeah. »
Boss: "And what is the region where it is allowed to move free of charge"
Waitress: "four acres."
Boss: "We will go see [the farm] at this time, if you do not bother me, if you could hold our seats. »

(Portlandia sketch)

Where did America buy its pencils?
Pennsylvania!

Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it because it ends at 40 feet.

While fishing off Myrtle Beach, a tourist Yankee his boat capsized. Petrified, he screamed at an old man standing on the shore, "Are there alligators here?! »
"Naw," the man screamed back, "They are not for years! »

Feel safe, the tourist started swimming towards the shore.
Halfway, he asked the guy, "How did you get rid of alligators? »
"We do not do anything," said the old man. "Sharks have" EM. »

The state tree of South Dakota: telephone posts.

Do you know what you get when you play a Country song back? You get your job back, your home back, back woman, your dog back ...

A man went on vacation in Texas. He entered a dinner and controlled an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brought a pitcher of orange juice and the jaw of the man dropped.
The farmer said, "Forgive me, I ordered a glass of orange juice and not an entire launcher. »
The waitress simply said: "Sir, it's Texas. Everything is bigger. »
So when the waitress brought us the steak the farmer said, "Excuse me, I ordered a steak not all cow! »
Once again the waitress said, "It's Texas everything is bigger. »
After finishing, he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress was he was. She told him he was in the first door corridor on the left. Just as he walked through the door of the men's room, he fell into a deep pool and shouted, "Help Help! DO NOT THROW! »

An old Mormon visits his doctor and asks him if he will live up to one hundred years.
"Do you smoke or drink?" asks the doctor.
"These things have never and will never touch my lips," says man.
"Do you play, drive fast cars and laugh with women?"
"Nope, does not think about doing that either."
"Well," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

How many vermons will it take to change a bulb?
Three: one to change it and two to talk about how much the old was.

Nobody in Virginia never asks if you have crazy in your family. They just ask for what part they are on!

What did the Seattleite tell the Pillsbury Doughboy? "Nice tan."

A ventriloque revolves around the state of Western Virginia performing its act. One night, while performing his act, he made a bouquet of "stupid Sudner" jokes while speaking through his model. Halfway from his act, one of the audience members get up and shouts: "Hey! We do not take good humility to your jokes here! We are not all as stupid as you give us!"
The ventriloque begins to apologize for the public when the public member interrupts and said, "I spoke to the man on your knees, not you!"

How do you know that a man comes from Wisconsin? He owes more money on his snowmobile than his car.

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