These are the biggest insults of history
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Is there anything better in this world that a truly insulting insult? A good postponement is a rare beauty thing, something to savor like a good wine. You can not even claim to be offended when someone insults you with the right combination of art and spirit. Do not take it personally, my brother. Just say "burning sick" and let it go.
The story has been filled with overwhelming ziners and returns that made us leave "Whoa!" Here are 28 of our favorites. And when you finished here, check these75 jokes that are so bad are actually funny.
1 "She ran the full range of emotions from A to B."
AuthorDorothy Parker toKatharine Hepburn's acting. And for more legendary Hollywood Complete, checkThe 30 most funny films of all time at all times.
2 "All the dead hate when you call them a Moron."
AuthorJ.D. SalingerNovelReceiver in the rye.
3 "My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober and you will always be ugly."
British Prime MinisterWinston Churchill, ToLady Astor, the first wife of Parliament, when she called it "disgusting drunk". And for more great ziners of the lobes of power, here isThe 25 largest duplicates of all time by politicians.
4 "Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means going out with a girl to leave the city."
AuthorTom Clancy At the 42nd President of the United States.
5 "There is a domain in which Donald's experience could be invaluable, and it's the closure of Guantánamo. Because Trump knows a thing or two on the race by the sea in the ground."
President Barack Obama, on our current president. And for more thanPresident Trump, here are the5 rules of the hand handle that it breaks all the time.
6 "I like your opera. I think I'll put it to music."
ComposerLudwig van Beethoven, slamming another composer on the sidewalk.
7 "How could they say?"
Dorothy Parkerat the death ofPresident Calvin Coolidge.
8 "I do not approve political jokes; I have seen too many of them are elected."
ActorJon Stewarton the tools of his business. And for more amazing bitters from comics, do not miss these50 amazing jokes of comedy legends.
9 "What you just said is one of the most incredibly silly things I've ever heard. Everyone in this room is now Damber for listening to it. I did not understand you and God has pity of your soul. "
Adam Sandler to be reprimanded by the director of the school inBilly Madison.
10 "If your brain was dynamite, there would be not enough to blow your hat."
AuthorKurt Vonnegut Jr.NovelTime trell.
11 "She speaks five languages and can not act in any of them."
Sir John Gielgud toCasablancaStarIngrid Bergman.
12 "One man can be quite mute sometimes, but for a real stupidity of good faith, nothing can beat teamwork."
AuthorMark TWAIN, in one of his most famous mass burns.
13 "What problems do you have, apart from being blind, unemployed and a Moron?"
Tennis starJohn McEnroe, to a spectator Wimbledon.
14 "Your hair wants to cut."
Said by the crazy torch at the hare of March inLewis Carroll's novelAlice's adventures in Wonderland.
15 "His mother should have thrown her and kept the stork."
ActressMae Weston a man, she did not like inBeautiful of the nineties (1934).
16 "Gerry Ford is so mute that he can not fart and chew gum at the same time."
President Lyndon B. Johnson toPresident Gerald Ford.
17 "Some of my best major men have been dogs and horses."
ActressElizabeth Taylor on his career as a historical actor.
18 "Gentleman, Chicolini Here may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but do not let him go wrong. He is really an idiot."
ActorGroucho Marx inDuck soup (1933).
19 "It's just a hole in the air."
AuthorGeorge Orwellin his novelThe lion and the unicorn.
20 "It can compress most words in the smallest idea of any man I have ever met."
PresidentAbraham Lincoln, on one of his political opponents.
21 "We were trying to get pregnant, but I forgot one of us had to have a penis."
Comedian and television producerRoseanne BarrOn his ex-husbandTom Arnold.
22 "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Writer and filmmakerBilly Wilderwhile listening to an actor singing in the movieKiss me, stupid.
23 "Lie down so that I can recognize you."
BoxerWillie PEP, greeting a former opponent.
24 "It costs a lot of money to watch that cheap."
Dolly Parton, referring to herself.
25 "He was so tight, it hurt him to go to the bathroom."
Actress and singer Britt Ekland on the old partner Rod Stewart.
26 "James Franco: Acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, edition; is there anything you can to do?"
Actress and comedian Natasha Leggero to The artist catastrophe Star.
27 "Nancy, if you were my wife, I would have drunk."
Winston Churchill, after being informed by Lady Astor that if she was married to him, she would have poisoned her coffee.
28 "Suppose you are an idiot and suppose you were a member of the congress; but I repeat myself."
Mark TWAIN on Capitol Hill members. And for more great ziners from one of the greatest authors of history, do not miss these 30 Mark Twain One-Linders still relevant today .
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