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There is a time and place for well-designed, sophisticated and complex complex jokes that you need to have a certain level of knowledge or experience to even get. But hilariousand stupid jokes Do never go out of style. If yoursense of humor Tends to rely on the goofy side of things, do not be ashamed. Everyone loves a good crowdpleser - that's why we call them that! So, read it for some of our favorite gamous jokes and do not forget to pass it on to your friends just as immature.

1. What is Alexander the Great and Winnie Autoho have in common? Same first name.
2. I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son was not really mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention while taking care of the school.
3. What is the opposite of a crescent? A happy uncle.
4. If April showers bring May flowers, what can flowers bring? Pilgrims.
5. Which branch of the army accepts toddlers? Infantry.
6. Did you know that you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varyingly.
7. Although I appreciate the sport, I could never go out with a tennis player. Love does not mean anything for them.
8. I have a joke about travel time, but I will not share it. You did not like.
9. What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkled.
10. I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did me unspeakable for me.
11. You have a PS5 for my little brother. Best exchange I have ever done!
12. What do the movies doTitanic andThe sixth sense have in common?Iceless people.
13. I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was to gather the dust!
14. When you die, what part of the body dies last? Students ... they dilate.
15. One of my friends went years ago Baltic heads, but still wears around an old comb. It simply can not separate from that.

16. Do you know there is no formal training for waste collectors? They have just chosen things as they go.
17. I think of a career where I consider the size of the crowds to different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in this area.
18. How do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.
19. Have you heard how the Zombie Bodybuilder wounded his back? He was dead.
20. I saw the USAIN BOLT SPRINTING around the shouting track: "Why did the chicken cross the road!" It was a race joke.
21. Where does the general keep his armies? In his stands.
22. How is a squid in battle? Well armed.
23. What is the best thing about Switzerland? I do not know, but their flag is a huge plus.
24. Where do you find a guy without legs? Right where you left it.
25. A bear walking in a restaurant. He tells his waiter: "I want a cheese" grilled. "The server says," What's with the break? "" Whaddya means? "The bear answers." I'm abear! "
26. What is E.T. Court for? Because he has small legs.
27. How do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
28. Never criticize someone until you have marked a mile in their shoes. In this way, when you criticize them, you will be one kilometer and you will have their shoes.
29. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. We scream at each other: "I need you to help me go on the other side!" The other guy answers: "You areto the other side!"
30. What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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31. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I live in you.
32. "I was mistaken!" said the man in orthopedic shoes.
33. I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
34. What does the left eye tell the right eye? Between you and me, something feels.
35. Why is England the wettest country? Because the Queen has reigned there for decades.
36. It is difficult to explain JJ to Kleptomanes. They always take thingsso literally.
37. What are you calling when Batman jumps the church? Christian Bale.
38. A guy goes with a pet shop to buy a red fish. The seller asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy answers: "I do not care what star sign is!"
39. How do you call bears without ears? B-
40. What is a long and slippery foot? A slipper.
41. Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They mounted by amillion Last year.
42. And God said to John, "comes and you have gotten eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
43. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Do not shout in terror like the passengers of his car.
44. What is the difference between a golfer and a salar? A golfer is going to hit * "Darn" and a parachutist goes "Darn" * Whack. *
45. They all laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they do not laugh now! Wait…

46. Two cows border in a field. A cow tells the other: "Do you ever worry about this mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I take care of it? I am a helicopter!"
47. I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm at two places. He told me to stop going to these places.
48. What is swordfish told Marlin? You look sharp.
49. How do you have holy water? You boil the hell.
50. Will glass coffins be a success? That remains to be seen.
51. I wondered why the ball was bigger, then it struck me.
52. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. We ask: "What is your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I am a big fan of metal."
53. Have you heard of the guy whose left side was cut off? It's all at the same time.
54. How do you call a bee who can not decide? Maybe.
55. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu - you get what you deserve.
56. Is it ignorance or apathy that destroy the world today? I do not know, and I do not really care.
57. How do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.