30 strikes-strikes dirty jokes that are definitely not for children

If these gags discolored do not make you gigranent, you are officially more mature than us.


The great thing about a dirty joke striking striking is that it is almost always unexpected. There's just something innocent natural and friendly configuration for a striking joke, so when you have to turn left and the punchline isdirt jaw-dropping-So much as you look around the room to make sure there are no children there - it gives you a new appreciation for itFormula classic joke. Do not be evil, dirty hitters hitting jokes are always gémisseurs, but they are also gémisseurs that make you blush.

Here are 30 favorites Bawdy and off color. Share with others your own risk.

  1. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Tara.
    Tara?
    Tara McClosoff
  2. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    May I come in?
    Can I come with?
    Not before having a serious discussion about birth control.
  3. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Jamaican.
    Jamaican who?
    Jamaican Me Horny.
  4. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita you inside of me.
  5. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Ivanna Seymour
    Ivanna Seymour?
    Ivanna Seymour Butts.
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  1. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Khan.
    Khan?
    Khan Dom broke. I hope you're on the pill!
  2. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Bozzer.
    Bozer that?
    Bozzer bigger breasts I've ever seen.
  3. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Idaho.
    Idaho that?
    I da ho! Where da John?
  4. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Ice cream.
    ice cream?
    ice cream all night if you're lucky.
  5. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Howie.
    Howie who?
    Howie will hide this affair from your husband?
  6. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Lean forward.
    Ben Dover that?
    Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!
  7. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Baby owl.
    Baby owl?
    Baby Ombh see you later at home.
  8. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Hi Mom.
    Yo mom?
    Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

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  1. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    You are just time to wipe my bottom.
  2. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Anita Colo
    Anita Colo whom?
    Colonoscopy Anita.
  3. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Want two CDs?
    Want two CDs?
    Want CDS NOTZ?
  4. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Boy.
    Server?
    Just server, I give my hand on you.
  5. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Urine.
    Urine Who?
    Secure urine, do not know what for.
  6. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Baghdad.
    Baghdad?
    I would like to see you Baghdad Butt Up.
  7. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Parton.
    Parton who?
    Parton my French!
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  1. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Disguise.
    Disguise that?
    Disguise your boyfriend? You could do so much better.
  2. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Amanda.
    Amanda Who?
    Amanda asks you and your nights are lonely over!
  3. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Ima reilly
    Ima reilly that?
    Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
  4. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    When or.
    When that where?
    Tonight, my place, you and me.
  5. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Adolph.
    Adolph who?
    Adolph ball hit me in the crotch.
  6. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Not someone.
    Not someone?
    Not someone who you seek.
  7. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Tanaka.
    Tanaka?
    Tanaka stand up.
  8. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Ike.
    Ike?
    Ike can rock your world, baby.
  9. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Philosus
    Phil who?
    Phil McCrackin.
  10. Knock Knock.
    Who is here?
    Budweiser.
    Budweiser that?
    Budweiser Knock-Knock joke also dirty?

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