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The jokes come in all shapes and sizes, from those that require a lot of configuration and a range of health torapid zingeurs you can shoot without thinking. The biggest addition to short jokes is that they are easy to repeat at the top of your head, which means that 50 gags below are perfect for out next time you're hanging with friends, entertaining your child, or try to have a date. So read on to our short 50 favorite jokes - and no, we do not mean jokes about people who are not great!

Short funny jokes

1. What kind of exercise do they lazy? Diddly-squat.
2. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
3. What is the password Forrest Gump? 1Forrest1.
4. Why are the M & M went to school? He wanted to be a smarttie.
5. What is a traffic light says to the other? Stop looking at me, I change!
6. What do you call bears no ears? B.
7. What is a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
8. Why do the French eat snails? They do not like fast food!
9. What is red and moves up and down? A tomato in a lift!
10. I invented a new word today: plagiarism.
11. What is sticky and brown? A stick!
12. How does a rabbi coffee? Hebrews that!
13. Rest in peace boiling water. You will fog!
14. How do you start a spatial evening? You planet!
15. Want to hear a joke building? Oh whatever, I'm still working on that one.
16. Why scientists do not they trust the atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. I hate Russian dolls ... they are so full of themselves!
18. Talk is cheap? Have you ever spoken to a lawyer?
19. Why the gym was closed? It simply does not work!
20. Two artists had a contest of art. This ended in a draw!
21. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
22. I'm afraid of speed bumps. But I forgive slowly.
23. You can not get milk that spoiled a pampered cow.
24. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!
25. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked.

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The best short jokes

26. What are the two most favorite words of a shark? Man Overboard!
27. If we should not eat at night, why mett a light in the fridge?
28. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is really time consuming, especially if you go for a few seconds.
29. Why are the ghosts of such evil liars? Because they are easy to see through.
30. It is a day of cleaning so naturally I have polished a whole chocolate bar.
31. What the buffalo said when her son left for college? Bison!
32. Here, I bought you a timetable. Your days are numbered now.
33. Where to sleep fish? In the bed of the river.
34. What a dish said to his friend? Tonight, dinner is on me!
35. Where are made mean things? The satisfactory.
36. I tried of course the airport to have misplaced my luggage. I lost my case.
37. Why will the sun to college? Because he has a million degrees!
38. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
39. I have lots of jokes about rich kids - unfortunately, none of them works.
40. What do you call a singable laptop? A dell!
41. Why six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
42. Why the skeletons are they so quiet? Because nothing suffers under their skin.
43. How trees are they online? They connect!
44. Some people think that prison is a word ... but for thieves is the whole sentence.
45. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and tells me that when she needed something.
46. Where there mutton cut her hair? The store Baa Baa!
47. Why orange has stopped? He ran out of juice!
48. I never make mistakes. ... I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
49. What does the man in the moon when her hair gets too long? Eclipse IT!
50. What says 0 to 8? Nice belt!