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Country music is not just to cry in your beer or fill your heart to enlighten with unhindered patriotism. It can also be good enough for a laugh. After all, when you grow poor in the middle of nowhere, you must have a sense of humor on your situation in life, otherwise you will be miserable enough.

Since laughing at their own expense is a long-standing tradition for Country music singers, here are some of the funniest words they have proposed so far, on topics going from revenge to wear the Label "redneck" as a badge of honor. And if you still need to laugh, check50 dad jokes so bad they are really hilarious.

"Too much work is difficult for my health. I could have died of alcohol. Now I kill myself."

Toby Keith Sober up and realizes that his partner is actually a kind of drag. If only he had knownThat's exactly how much alcohol you should drink.

"How much smoke can we make a stove? Children does not eat my coal cake."

The narrator of this song tries the hand to be a father at home and realizesJust how much work does the work involve. It could have had time to save the cake if he was known20 tips of cleaning the genius house that will blow you.

"If I hit this fishing hole today, she would have packed all her business and she would part at noon."

Brad Paisley had to doA choice between his obsession with fishing and his girlfriend, and he chose ... Fishing. There is a reason to spend more time with family and friends is on the list of20 Surefire sign your relationship is over.

"Drop my Kick me, Jesus, through the goals of life. "

Jesus must be a devil of a football player.

"I was rinsed from the bathroom of your heart."

The black man is not slouch when it comes to creating a real poetry.

"Some people look at me, but I do not give a tear. I'll stay naked in my front yard with a baby on my hip."

To possess that many would consider as a "uncivilized" lifestyle is a well-backless well of humor in Country music.

"You know, 40 is sure to come quickly, and my metabolism becomes slow, so tonight I can make love with my shirt?"

John Michael Montgomeryfeel a little chunky at the age of 40. If you can tell, consult40 tricks genius to lose weight in your 40s.

"You can not take a shower in a perucat cage, but you can be happy if you have a mind."

This is just one of theMany hilarious campaign songs written by Roger Miller. If his instructions to reach happiness seem a little vague to you, check70 genius tips to become instantly happy.

"I arrived like Donkey Kong. Close my mouth. Slap your grandmother."

Apparently, the ass of the womanTrace Adkins Sing is so big that it makes gibberish beak.

"You are why our children are ugly, little darling."

Loretta Lynn has some songs that are not very nice, butThis one is particularly funny.

"So I made him the queen of my double wide double trailer, with the polyester curtains and the sequoia bridge. Time she is short and I have to hang out her black heart and her nice red neck."

You would think the woman in this Sammy Kershaw songwould just a little more grateful.

"And if I already have a son, I think I'll name Bill or George! All but Sue!"

It's not a surprise thatThe song is as funny as it is. It was written by the poet for favorite children of each, Shel Silverstein.

"Senor, Aqui Esta Su Llave," Muy Guapo "and something about Ho-Ho, and I thought," Oh, baby, whatever you say. "

She must be pretty charming if she is convinced Blaine Larsen ofmarry a woman he does not understand.

"A reckless discharge of a firearm: that's what officers claim. Bubba Hollered," reckless? Heck, I'm hitting right where I was aimed. "

To be drunk and behaving imprudently is a common theme for country songs, but this time the alcoholic in questiontook things on a jukebox instead of another person.

"Fix me with a manikin. Just remember that I love blondes. I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and party."

Joe Diffie is not afraid of death. He just haswants its corpse to be planted at the bar in aWeekend in Bernies-Style tribute.

"Then you can slap my bottom, every time you say a joke. Just as long as you continue to switch, well, I'm going to laugh until you are broken."

Why hire a decorator when you can haveA real Wino Redo your house?

"Even without invitation, there were at least 500 re-dedictions. And we were all baptized if we needed it or not."

Country Funnorman Ray Stevens wrote many pieces of Wacky, but this one ona squirrel on a ramp in a church is exceptionally hilarious.

"I love you darling. I like your money. Most of all I like your car."

ThisSilk song from Patsy Cline was released before making it big and his music has a bad mood.

"Discover it, darling. Life is a two-way street. Or you will not be a man of mine. So, I had beers with girls last night. Guys do all the time."

Thisstupid air Proves that men are not the only ones to spoil their lives after a few too many.

"I'm not as good as me, but I'm as good once I did it."

TheRavages of time Assign everyone, even Toby Keith.

"Well, you can see the buttocks of the neighbor to nail on his shingles and smoking of his wife smoking the surveillance of the Laura Ingalls shopping center. And Gettin 'of Granny's Gettin' bed. She headed for bingo."

Jason Aldean poetic wax on the charms of the country's life in thisFunny homage to grow poor dirt in sticks.

"She can be an angel who spends all winter, brought homeless blankets and dinner, regular winner of peace Nobel peace, but I really hate her. I'll think about a reason later."

ThisLee Ann Womack Song About the failure of those you are jealous of is too relative.

"I am a sky-bo. It's a new type of hobo for planes."

This song is less funny-funny and more"What in the world Merle Haggard speaks of"-funny.

"We are like you, only prettier."

Miranda Lambert takes up the joystick where Lee Ann Womack left andreally goes with her, throwing around a bunch of large insults (and some of them significantly).

"Nah, you can not be born in the sticks with a F-150 and a 30-06, or have a Bubba in the family tree to go down with me."

Even the boys of the city want to spend their livesEating grains and drinking in Honky Tonks, if you believe that Blake Shelton.

"I do not warn you when you're going to have big? Do not I have I'll take you fish with me one day? Well, a man can not love a woman more than that."

The only thing that makes this funny song instead of horribly offensive, is thatIt's a woman who leaves the man who says that kind of thing.

"Then I'll let you a promise, with a heart enough heard: one day you will discover that you can not escape my love."

It's the level of flawless madness that makesthis song so funny.

"The next thing I remember, I had heard bridal bells, standing near a woman in a long white lacey veil. I raised the veil and she smiled at me without her tooth front left. "

Alan Jackson is wasted and accidentally wife the bad woman,As we do in country songs.

"Well, I was drunk the day my mother came out of prison and I went to get her in the rain. But before I could get to the train station in my pick-up truck, it was launched by a old train from Courdned. "

Not only does this songA fantastic shipment from the country music industry, This verse is particularly hilarious.

"All my ex-ex lives in Texas and Texas is where I would really like to be. But all my exès live in Texas. And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee."

What is the Earth George Strit made these women that he had to move to another state to avoid hitting them? Guess he does not knowHow smart men never break.

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