50 amazing jokes that you can send an SMS to friends

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Everyone can use a good laugh from time to time. Since SMS is the most common form of communication for many people, why not work some textable jokes in your directory? Classic coatings with contemporary punchs, these 50 textile jokes translate on the screen. And when you want to brighten someone's day in person, start with the50 Knock Knock jokes guaranteed to crack!

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Two men enter a bar.

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The third duck!

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2
Why 6 fear of 7 years?


Because 7 eaten 9!

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3
I read an antigramission book


It's impossible to ask!

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4
What kind of cheese does not belong to you?

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Nacho cheese!

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5
You can not trust atoms.

Molecules

They make up everything!

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Why are mushrooms invited to all the best parties?

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Because they are such mushrooms!

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Why did the dog cross the road?

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To arrive at lot barking!

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Why are potatoes arguing?

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Because they can not see your eyes with an eye!

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May February March?

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No, but April may!

10
What is the most lonely cheese?

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Provalone!

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11
What kind of dog does Dracula A?

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A brow of blood!

12
Have you had a haircut?

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No, I have all cut them!

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13
How do you call a cold dog?

A chili dog!

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Why did the cat fled from the tree?

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It was afraid of bark!

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15
Why can cannibals do not eat clowns?


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Because they have a funny taste!

16
Why do not eggs say the other jokes?

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They would crack each other!

17
How do you repair a broken tomato?


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Tomato paste!

18
Why did the hipster burnt his tongue on coffee?

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Because he drank it before it's cool!

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19
Why did the farmer win?

He was released in his field!

20
What do the monsters of the sea eat?

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Fish and ships!

21
Why do the melons have weddings?


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Because they cantaloupe!

22
What does the tomato dad told baby tomato?

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Ketchup!

23
What does the ocean told shore?


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Nothing, it just said!

24
Why do birds steal south?


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It's easier than walking!

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25
What is the preferred drink of the plant?

Root beer!

26
Do you think..

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The earth makes fun of other planets so as not to have any life?!

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27
Who cleans the ocean?

Sirens!

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Velcro ...

Is such a scam!

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What kind of songs writes tortillas?

WRAPS!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

HURTY DENTAL!

31
Why do not people like Russian dolls?

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Because they are full of themselves!

32
You know what they say about Cliffhangers ...


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33
What did the hungry clock did?

He returned 4 seconds!

Jumping

34
What is the best season for trampolines?

Spring time!

35
What type of button does not tip or unbutton?

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A navel!

36
Why did the two 4s jumped dinner?

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They already have 8!

37
How do you make a fabric dance?


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Put a little boogie!

38
Why should not you say secrets in a corn field?


Ears of corn

There are ears everywhere!

39
Why did the gardener stopped?


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His celery was not high enough!

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I hated the hair of the face.


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But then he grew up!

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41
Who goes 10 times a day but always has a beard?

A barber!

42
Why did students eat their homework?


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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43
Why can not you trust a burrito?

Because they tend to pour the beans!

44
With what bees brushing the hair?

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A nest of bee!

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45
Where do snowmen keep their money?

In the snow benches!

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Why is a carrot the best detective?

They arrive at the root of each case!

47
How do you call a meditating wolf?


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CADATE WOLF!

48
How do you call an American bee?

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A USB!

49
The past, present and future enter a bar.

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It was tense!

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Why is the walnut out with a pruneity?

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Because they could not find a date!

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