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There is an old proverb (or maybe it's just the title of a game of Broadway) that reminds us of the universal truth: "You can not take it with you." Although they talk about life after death, tooApplies to your 40s 40, also. If you are a 40-year-old man, there is a long list of things you should leave in the past - everything, scooters, wildly inappropriate clothes, with the worst haircut that every man can have. At your depth station in life, these are the 50 things you should probably say goodbye.

You are no longer the funniest guy of Frat party. It's time to have a better tie.

If you have already pronounced the sentence, "I'm out of ownunderwear Once again, "It's time to take a long and lasts the priorities of your life. No 40-year-old man should never get to the point where a day less day sneaks on him.

Do you really blow so often that you need your own hard liquor glassware? It's time to keep a bar stored with glassware and liquor to prepare a more sophisticated drink.

It's time to enter the 21st century with a more modern email address. Say goodbye to the little guy below.

Sorry, but this old crisp t-shirt you refuse to wash is not the same as the so-called "lucky shorts" by Michael Jordan. Please do not make you list the ways you are probably not the Michael Jordan from your office or local pickup games.

If you can not pull money or credit card without doing a strongbinderIt's time to move on to a superb wallet.

We can prove that a scooter is a terrible idea witha video. Nothing this electric scooter advertising is based on real life. Person who uses a scooter as his main transport mode has a suit or has a meeting "9 AMED.". In addition, this scooter is called Swagtron Swagger. Seriously? (In addition, it should go without saying that the arroggers fall into the category of items prohibited for a 40-year-old man.)

There are so many better ways to announce to the world that you are someone who thinks he's a "warrior" to life.

Place the footbag, you are a 40-year-old man now.

Of course, you have them free from adry cleanerBut your clothes deserve better. Hope you have invested in an adult wardrobe, which deserves more than easy hangers that can stretch clothes. Upgrading to something sturdy.

As we learned in this 2012 study published in thePersonality Research Journal, people can properly guess your age, sex and your income just looking at yourshoes. Do you know what the bowling shoes reveal from you? Whether you are a broken teen who steals his bowling alleys. Or, at the very least, that you arenot A 40-year-old man.

You are just too mature for this look. And if your favorite favorite hoodie defense is ", Mark Zuckerberg wears an old hoodie every day! He is a CEO", so you would be right. It is not yet 40.

In your head, it's easy to convince that everyone at the party secretly hopes that you will escape your guitar and break an acoustic version of a man from "Fourm walking". But trust it, they are really not.

I know, it's hard. What else will you wear when you try to keep the cooling vibrations flowing and cut around the hacky bag with your best bros? Can we suggest current shoes? And as we have already established: drop the hacky bag!

Running DMC is not a good glance on a guy old enough for being directed DMC in the 80s.

No.

ThiscrazyAbout you and your buds committing a minor crime in college is one thing. But if you start a party story with dinner with: "You never believe how I ended up in prison on last weekend," do not expect an enthusiastic answer.

There is always a bottle nearby. If there is no, maybe you have to ask yourself, "Am I currently in a place where it is worth drinking alcoholic beverages?"

We like to play a littleResident Evil 7As much as the next guy, but if you play as long as you play as much as your thumbs are definitely crushed, you killed too much false zombies and not have almost enough cardio and sunlight.

Having friends of the burning man means that you have witnessed enough human festivals to have a social circle of the burning man. It's Waaaay too burning man, man.

Unless your name is Judge Aaron, you have no reason to wear a baseball cap.

TheDiners, DRIVE-INS and DIVES The host does a lot of good in the world - his hairstyle though, is another story.

It's good to live with other people. They are called your spouse and your children.

Who do we think exactly we impressive with our concert spoon?

If your choice of choice application has been blamed for therising STD In some states, it might be time to move on to something more famous, like Match.com.

There is no good explanation for awallet chain. Unless you are on a bike through rugged mountain ground, you should not worry about losing your wallet.

At your age, you should be more concerned about the wire accounts only if your sheets have a fresh illustration of Han Solo. Just because youcan Buy them onAmazon, does not mean that you should. And while we are on the subject of the beds ...

If you are just short of a college and you live with three other guys in a town apartment, a mattress on the floor is understandable. But unless your life goal is a character in a song Tom Waits, you are too old to not invest throughout the bed. Come on, you are a 40-year-old man; You have had decades to understand the entire elevated bed.

No, you still do not need your six-feet college bang that you nicknamed the assistant.

The only person authorized to wear Skinny jeans over 40 years old is Iggy Pop. End of the story.

A freezer filled with pizza rollers and another microwave junk food is not an option for modern man.

Do you realize that a passport is not only to threaten to leave the country when things do not go your way, right?

Apulp Fiction A movie poster recorded at your wall is one step above the refrigerator magnets in the hierarchy of home decoration.

Let's be clear: no, you do not "have" another significant, no matter their age. But if your S.O. can only remember the three most recent leaders in the world, you areOfficially dating too young, boyfriend.

A fresh tattoo on a 40-year-old is not cool or dangerous or a symbol of your unique personality. This is the purchase of a sports car because I am terrified to age our generation.

Taco Bell sauce hot sauce is an occasional guilty pleasure, not a kitchen clip at home.

You should not even be friends with Facebook with this guy, much less leaving him "crash" with you until his divorce is finalized and that he can have his own place to live. (You know it never happens, right?)

It's not that you can not take a punch, you're still in situationswhere you have to take a punch.

There is no reason you need a lot of space there.

These gastronomic relics of the 1990s already exist deep in the territory of No-Go. But if you add this bright color on the eyes, you do the only thing that can possibly aggravate.

Free furniture is a good thing when you are in your 20 years and you have trouble dealing with. But say "my grandmother has slept on this sofa in college" when you are 40, it's a cry of help.

An adult man knows how to politely ask a stranger to take a quick picture.

This glazed clay bowl that you have done at the camp is certainly not a suitable salon centerpiece.

To put. The cards. Down. And walk. A way.

Save hundreds of empty aluminum cans and bottles of all beers that you have consumed over the years are not like covering a suitcase with stickers from remote locations. It suggests that people think: "Wow, this guy has a serious alcohol problem."

It is time to invest in serious statement pieces, man.

Yes, your cups featuring that Mayor Mccheese and Grimace are collector's objects. But it may not be how a guy in his forties should exceed a weekend cocktail.

Unless you live in an Italian restaurant, it's not as cute as you think.

Or something "standard standard", by the material.

You do not have to buy every new technology gadget on the market. But the use of a reversing phone will instantly add 30 years to your age in different ways that unhealthy life can only dream.

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