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The only thing better than a good game of wordplay (Waiting is such a thing?) Is really a thing?really A bad. You know the type we are talking about the bad puns andOne-Liners so ridiculous and stupid they make you grind, and youto laugh Even if your brain yells: "Go It is an insult to both of us!"

To love a moan wordplay is not a sign that you lose with mental health. Quite the opposite, in fact. lovingplay on words a pun could be an indicator that you have a greater mental agility than average and are more attractive to potential partners, according to a 2011 study published in the journal.Intelligence. This also means that you do not suffer from many social insecurity. AuthorJohn Pollack explains in his bookThe pun also rises, People who hate the jjux also tend to stay in the hand-to-fender mud-duddies. "If you have a view of the world based on rules, animated by the hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you will not like word games," he wrote.

So all take a break from the world and take advantage of these 65 puns hand selected that are guaranteed to make you moan andto laughAnd maybe even forget all the stress of madness and jaw in the world, be it only for a few minutes.

Games hilarious words to amuse your friends

1. I read a book about anti-gravity. It is impossible to ask!
2. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense!
3. How the picture was finished she in jail? It was framed!
4. You really should not be bullied by advanced math ... it's easy as Pi!
5. My ex-wife is still missing me. But its goal begins to improve!
6. What is deemed the burger baby? Patty!
7. Why did the ant was confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
8. Lung said to another, we ...lung together!
9. Why the cookie was he sad? Because his mother was a long board!
10. I used to fish with Skrillex. But he continued to drop the bass!
11. What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
12. I asked a French if he played video games. He said Wii!
13. What that says to bee sushi? Wasabee!
14. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop at any time!
15. My girlfriend thought I would never be able to make a car spaghetti ... You should have seen his face when I drove pasta!
16. The cafe has a little time in our house. It gets assaulted each morning!
17. What the duck said when she bought a new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
18. I just discovered that I am color blind. The new outlets are completely green!
19. What do you call a woman a hippie? A Mississippi!
20. Every time I undress in the bathroom ... My shower is on!
21. I walked through a career ... I said the foreman, "It sure is a big rock!"
22. "Boulder" me he corrected. So I stuck my chest and I shouted "Sure a big rock !!"
23. My parents said that I can not drink coffee. Or they will roar to me!
24. Why the cat has he not gone to the vet? He was well feline!
25. What the syrup waffle? I love you a waffle iron!
26. Who is the favorite aunt of the penguin? Aunt Arctic!
27. I once met a pig that made karate ... We called Pig Hotel!
28. What should always wear a lawyer in court? A good trial!
29. Someone stole all my lights ... and I could not be more accurate!
30. My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me ... I think she's just being of mind!
31. The fastest way to make antifreeze? Just fly its cover!
32. Have you heard of this cheese that exploded in France? There was nothing of Brie!
33. What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!

Games funny words to tell on a whim

34. I'm not ... you're cheetah lion!
35. Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ... You can not tell me that this is a coincidence!
36. Never go out with someone who has crossed eyes ... you always see other people catch on the side!
37. What mayonnaise said when someone opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I dress!"
38. Time passes like an arrow ... Fruits fly like a banana!
39. How do you make a good egg roller? You push it on a hill!
40. Apple will conceive a new automatic car. But they have trouble installing Windows!
41. This baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole a third base and then returned home!
42. I started sleeping in our fireplace. Now, I sleep like a newspaper!
43. I have some jokes about the unemployed ... but none of them works!
44. All favorite drinks of the football player? Criminal tea!
45. Have you heard of kidnapping at school? Its good. He woke up!
46. How do you call a psychic overweight? A cashier with four miniferies!
47. To do whatEggs hate jokes? The answer cracks!
48. I wondered why Frisbees looked closer, they came ... and then it struck me!
49. Two selfish started a fight. It was a me for a me!
50. I am happy to know the language of the signs. It can come in pretty practical!
51. It looks good. Gimme a pizza that.
52. Cactus games are simply succulent.
53. A policeman just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs continue people on bikes. It's ridiculous. My dogs do not evenown Bicycles!
54. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning ... but Imistmy luck. I guess I coulddew thistomorrow!
55. Why has the scientist installed a knocker on his gateway? He wanted to win the No-Bell price!
56. My father unfortunately died when we could not remember his type of blood ... his last words were: "Be positive!"
57. Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and left arm amputated after a car accident? It's all at the same time!
58. I became vegetarian. Huge missed steak!
59. What should you call a medium potato? A start-tator!
60. I bought shoes on the black drug market ... I do not know what they are skimming, but I stumble all day!
61. Have you heard of the guy who was struck in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a gaseous drink!
62. I saw an ad for burial parcels and I thought ... "It's thelatest something I need! "
63. I can not believe I've been drawn from the calendar plant. All I did, there was a day off!
64. Bad games of words ... that's how the roll of the eyes.
65. Why does the grizzly hate this article?He can not wear JJS!