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If you have checked and recovered the refrigerator today to see if the food parties magically brought something delicious to your home, you are not alone. And if you spent some panicked moments looking for your glasses, which were on your face, we were there, too. The truth is, most of us are more similar than we realize, even if it is in small stupid ways that we rarely speak. Here are 50 funny thingseveryoneis secretly guilty of doing. Do not worry - your secret is safe with us! And for more things you could do on the bottom low, here's50 words that you hear every day but I do not know what they mean.

You swear he introduced you to yourself at some point, but you will be lost if you canremember. Everything is fine, my friend!

Said "excuse me" to a stranger so you can catch a cauliflower rice bag is an uncomfortable location that you are sometimes not atmosphere. So, while you waited for someone to get out of your way to thegrocery storeYou have spent your mild time learning everything you can on a gerkins pot.

You are eternate and someone said "bless." While most people would answer with "thank you", your confused brain is in any way that's "you too" or "you are welcome" instead.

Of course, you have fooled everyone. We all naturally supposed that when your arms have suddenly changed and your legs fell behind you, it's because you start a spontaneous dance routine and super funky and not because you stumbled and that you almost fell on your back.

Maybe the smallest version of the internet has something more interesting or new than what the great Internet has to offer. "Oh, look, check again facebook, but this time on a different screen!" It's like starting cool newspapers.

You had each intention to crack this newBestseller and getreading ended. But instead, you have just taken a dozen foot selfows near the ocean, then to fall asleep.

The little light is lit, we know that the elevator is probably come, but we can not help ourselves. And if a button more, is a button thrust necessary to adequately express our emergency at the elevator? Because otherwise, what should be stopped an elevator to take his time? Unless we really mumble on this button, the machine will not know that we are in a hurry.

Why do we think we're going to remember exactly how many teaspoon of milk compared to the water we need? And for other behaviors, you should think twice, check23 things impolite that you did not realize that you do every day.

We all do it, but "once a month" suspect sounds. Listen, your doctors are not there to judge you - they are there to help you, then give an honest answer to this one. And for the things you should absolutely affirm, check40 things you should never lie to your doctor after 40 years.

You want to send a text to Karen about Bob, but you search by chance the name of Bob in your contact list because it is on your mind. It happens to the best of us. But that's how you get that it really matters.

Obviously, the only reason your smartphone can not find a wifi signal is that it hates you and is a jolt. When the printer decides on the jam, it is because he still holds a certain grudge hidden against you, in particular, and made a conscious decision to make your life more difficult. Technology does not stop stop working, it fails for purposes of our many angry explosions against inanimate objects.

It's not your fault!The Godfather was on the cable and the bag was on your knees, and he's alooooong Film, and, for any reason, Doritos does not come with an emergency switch to close the bag before it's too late.

Softener, it made. And for other things that you probably do on a regular basis, consult the50 things annoying everyone the.

You are at a birthday party for a person you do not know a little. It's time to sing "Happy Birthday" for them, and you belt on each lyrical with brio, until you arrive at the part where you sing their name, and you realize that you do not remember this vaguely that the name of the birthday boy or a girl is. So, you mumble something without a suite, in the hope of your sudden change in volume is not too obvious.

If their prescriptions are not your business, whose activity are exactly?

How exactly is by lowering the volume will help us park in parallel? Who knows! This is just one of the many funny things people do it does not come with a simple explanation.

The average person is aware of about one million times a day. For most of us, which leads to a combination of frustration and hilarity, especially when we start looking when it is still in our hand. You may have even watched under your bed using the flashlight function of your phone before making what you were doing.

Whether buying clothes, furniture, or even food, you have a legitimate sticker shock experienced after seeing the scandalous price on an article. However, rather than getting up and on foot, you have around blocked for a few minutes to pretend that you always consider buying it while waiting for your blood pressure to return to a less precarious area.

It's not just a few tunes for an afternoon walk-it's the soundtrack of your ownAction-Adventure Film, In which you are the star! In this scene, you strip in the street in the perfect time for whatever your favorite song of the moment is, and all the extras you are going to look, trembling to your greatness.

You are packaging gifts and you arrive at the end of your diet and hold a cardboard tube. What are you doing? The answer is obvious: you start humming the laser sword sounds and as twirlingEwan McGregor. (What elseis there to do it?)

There are so many reasons to simulate a laugh, not just because you are polite. Sometimesfalse laugh is a way to cover that we have no idea what has been said.

You have finished your shower. It's time to get dressed. But the moment you are sitting on your bed, while wearing anapkinYou can not seem to motivate. You just look at the ceiling and think about ... nothing, really. It's like meditation except in a towel.

No one wants to look at goose bumps, we try to find the perfect report betweenvisual contact and look elsewhere. But it's easy to overthink, and you spend a lot of time in your head ("Am I looking at his hard? I turn his eyes away with casualness, then look back, perhaps after three seconds, or is -The too long? ") that we end up hearing a word they say.

Hey, he arrives at the best of us.

A second trip? Absurd. Better just balance between four plastic bags on each arm, plugBags With your teeth, hold the milk between your knees, and hop rabbit in the house.

You continue to wash the more and more. Do not worry, everyone does it.

Should I put mybeach cover On this parcel of sand with ocean view, or on this other parcel of sand, with exactly the same point of view, a few yards? Better thinking about it a little longer.

In a way, you kept the order delivery after work, and before you knew it, these vegetables went wrong.

Nevertheless, at the age of 43, you want there to be a liver there. You're not alone!

PHEW! It's thesmartest thing You could have done.

Let's be serious, no one tells the whole truth during this match. It's just a way to boast an adventurous and risky past that, in truth, was probably not as adventurous or risky as you describe it.

Spoiler alert: You do not show anyone. We all know what you really do. Nobody texts with full arm while making a duck surface. You could also be holding aselfie!

Would it be so bad to refuse an invitation saying: "No thanks, I'll stay at home and watchBuffy against vampires RERUNS IN MY PJS? "Ok, maybe it would do it. No matter,CONTINUE FIBRATION.

You know what's greatAn old watch? It does not come with a Facebook application.

You probably also jumped on your bed so that the monster under it could also catch your legs.

This Jerk Smug in the office that does not take you seriously will only hit what strikes it when you deliver the epic sending that you rewrite and adjust months. It's pure poetry, as ifWilliam Shakespeare andOscar Wilde Had a love child who was not going to be pushed to work by guys who can not stop talking about his teaching of the Ivy League. You will never say anyone aside, but at least it's in your head, and it's quite satisfied.

As if you have forgotten what you just write!

What's on some dry tortilla chips or alittle cake Does that make you want to boogie a little? You know you did it!

There are few biggest joys in life than to give up one of your favorite songs in the car, especially when you arebored in traffic. However, during a sincere interpretation of "someone like you" with the windows at the top, so you have understood in the area that you totally forgot that other people can see you - like the driver a roadway Who has a good laugh at your price -Furtains of confidence.

We all know that listening is not really polite, but if people did not want you to listen on their conversations, why do they have so interesting in public? You certainly had whole meals where you barely talked to the person with whom you dine in favor of listening to the relationship drama behind you - and of course, to give mental notes in your head.

Of course, the emblematic theme song of the film may not be actually on your workout playlist, but the spirit of the champion is definitely in you when you quit the sidewalk. And of course, you have practiced these levels of competition level and your right hooks during the road.

You know that humans are not the only ones to use a littleBoost of self esteem sometimes. You have definitely recalled to your beloved pet, how intelligent and special they are, they are seized before a walk or a veterinary rendezvous.

Break your phone to take a picture, only to realize that the front camera is lit, is one of the most heartbreaking experiences. You are probably guilty of letting out an audible link and close thecamera application after seeing yourself at this angle.

Who cares if the change is even correct? You know there are trolleys behind you and you're not going to be the one who holds the line today.

You know that the feeling of sliding in a bed freshly made, and you start rubbing your legs, like a cricket hooker? Where does this instinct come from? It's like you're trying to start a fire with your legs and make the bed even more cozier.

This guy with the wet cough two rows on two rows? He isabsoutely contagious.

This is security number one thing the airport security, you know. If a person is really friendly and personal, passing an extra mile to look more enjoyable and more accommodating than everyone, they should certainly be escorted directly to their doors and, if possible, given a free upgrade.

Whether in a cinema cinema or a public park or aairport terminalNobody wants to sit next to a stranger, especially if there are other seats available. But we do not want to be perceived as jerks. So, if anyone sits on the seat directly next to us and we feel uncomfortable to move, we will wait a few minutes, because we do not want them that they thought it was moving because of them, even if we are totally.

Why do we continue to make the same mistake, time and same time? You know what aheadache could be a symptom of? Literally all fatal diseases ever!

It's not that you do not like your friends and family. But you do not do itneed to be around them all second day.