Stephen Hawking's One-Linders One-Liners from Stephen Hawking

The late physicist was as spiritual as brilliant.


On March 14, Stephen Hawking, one of the greatest minds that this world has ever seen, died at the age of 76. Remarkably, the day of his death coincided with Einstein's birthday and #piddy, proving that the hawk was just and everything in the cosmos is connected, even if we do not know exactly how.

Hawking was considered one of the world's theoretical physicists, the one who not only explained complex scientific theories to the masses, but also reminded us that the universe is a mysterious miracle that awaits only to be explored. But he was also known for his humor, which helped him face his debilitating disease. Reacting to his death Wednesday, Eddie Redmayne, who won an Oscar to describe HawkingThe theory of everythingsaid, "We lost a really beautiful spirit, an amazing scientist and the funny man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting."

Seatrant himself, in one of his many inspiring quotes, said: "Life would be tragic if it was not funny." Here are some of his most funny moments. And for more brilliance of the brightest minds in history, here'sHow to be happy-according to Albert Einstein.

1
On scientific excuses

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"I would not compare it with sex, but it lasts longer," he says in aconference At Arizona State University in April 2011.

2
On Zayn Malik

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In March 2015, Zayn Malik announced that he was leaving a direction, sending adolescents around the world in an adjustment of despair. A month later, Hawking gave Sydney's opera conversation when someone asked her: "What do you think that the cosmological effect of Zayn leaves a direction and therefore break the hearts of millions of teenage girls worldwide?"

Hawking responded with: "Finally, a question about something important", followed by this brilliant line: "My advice to a broken-hearted girl is to pay particular attention to the study of theoretical physics. Because that there may be proof of many universes. It would not be beyond the areas of the possibility that somewhere outside our own universe is another different universe. And in this universe, Zayn is still in a direction. "And for more things we would like to prove, here is America30 unresolved mysteries the most fascinating.

3
On John Oliver

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In 2014, he appeared on a John Oliver segmentLast week tonight, Where the host asked her: "You said that you thought there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. It means that there is a universe where I am smarter than you ? "

Hawking has chicken, "yes, and also a universe where you are funny." And for more epic burns that echo through the story, check the30 Mark Twain One-Linders always relevant today.

4
On intelligence

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When he was asked if he believed that he was the most intelligent man in the world in an interview withThe New York Times In 2004, Hawking said, "I never claimed. People who boast about their Qi are losers."

5
Be a celebrity

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"The disadvantage of my celebrity is that I can not go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It's not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me far away", has -to it joked on Israeli television in 2007. And for more surprising jokes, here is30 hilarious jokes found in non-comedy films.

6
On women

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"" My [medical assistant, who is a woman] reminds me that even if I have a doctorate. in physics, women should stay mysterious, "he jokedIn his first AMA reddit.

7
Fate

"I noticed that even people who claim that everything is predetermined and we can not do anything to change it, look before crossing the road," he wrote inBlack and universal holes and other tests.

8
On our place in the galaxy

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"We are just an advanced race of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe. It makes us something very special."

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