30 coffee quotes for all who can not work without it

"I prefer to have coffee only compliments earlier. »


Are you a coffee lover? Does your Barista begin to prepare your order as soon as they see you? Can you work even before you feel afreshly ground pot? If you answered yes to one of these questions, then you will definitely identify with our favorite coffee quotes. And to feel even better at your daily brushes with beans, here's30 benefits for incredible health coming from your cup of coffee.

Morning coffee quotes

Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock

  1. "I love coffee because it gives me the illusion that I could be awake. »
    -Lewis Black
  2. "Do not stir all the heat of your party, drink. »
    -Kate Chopin,Awakening
  3. "I do not laugh until I have my coffee. »
    -Clark Gable
  4. "I would prefer to suffer with coffee than to be insane. »
    -Napoleon Bonaparte
  5. "Is not it the smell of coffee the best alarm clock? »
    -S.A. Tawks,The spirit of pessimism
  6. "I like coffee. I sometimes excite my night thinking of coffee that I'm going to drink in the morning. Coffee is the reason for waking up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least ".
    -Annie Clark
  7. "We want to do a lot of things, we are not in great shape we do not have a good night's sleep We are a little depressed coffee solves all these problems in a small delicious cup ...."
    -Jerry Seinfeld

Inspirational Coffee Quotes

I have a strong theory that you can tell a lot about someone by their coffee order.

  1. "Every day, once a day, give you a gift. Do not count. Do not wait. Just let go. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a nap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee ".
    -Kyle MaclachlanAs Dale Cooper,Twin peaks
  2. "Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should belong to your self a little more. »
    -Terry Pratchett
  3. "I measured my life with teaspoons."
    -T.S. Eliot
  4. "Like all good things in life, coffee consumption can be abused. »
    -William Harrison Ukers
  5. "For all the harm, there are a million really interesting things, whether someone puts a really great book, there is a new movie, there is a new detective, the sky is incredibly gold, or if You have the best cup of coffee you ever had in your life. "
    -Patti Smith
  6. "After all, coffee is bitter, a taste of the forbidden and dangerous kingdom. »
    -Diane Ackerman
  7. "I have a strong theory that you can say a lot about someone by their coffee order. »
    -EMMIE LEE DEAN
  8. "Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as difficult to sleep after. »
    -Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  9. "Coffee is much more than just a drink, something not like in the hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a place, but as somewhere in yourself it gives you time, but not real .. hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like yourself, and a second cup ".
    -Gertrude Stein
  10. "Black like night, sweet like sin. »
    -Neil Gaiman,Anansi Boys

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Funny coffee quotes

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

  1. "Mathematician A is a device for turning coffee into theorems. »
    -Alfred Rényi
  2. "Iced coffee could be cold, but it was done in the sky. »
    -Anthony T. Hincks
  3. " You did it! Congratulation! Best cup of coffee! Great job of the world, everyone! It's great to be here. »
    -VA FERRELLBuddyElf
  4. "What best gets on with a cup of coffee? Another cup. »
    -Henry Rollins
  5. "The goal of places like Starbucks is for people without decision-making ability to make six decisions just to buy a cup of coffee. Small, big, light, dark, coffee, decaffeinated, low fat, non-greasy ,. etc. So, people who do not know what hell they do, or who are on earth, they can, for only $ 2.95, get not only a cup of coffee, but a perfect meaning definition of oneself. Great decaffeinated. Cappuccino."
    -Tom HanksLike Joe Fox,You've got mail
  6. "I say I loved coffee better than sex. I told him I had more. »
    -Kevin Sinnott
  7. "Almost all my knowledge of middle age and the elderly, including me, unless we did not have our coffee, in which case we feel 107."
    -Martha Beck
  8. "I prefer to have coffee only compliments earlier. »
    -Louisa May Alcott,Little woman
  9. "I just want a cup of coffee, black, and I do not want to hear about your problems. »
    - Charles Bukowski
  10. "I love my coffee as I love them. In a plastic cup. »
    - Eddie Izzard
  11. "Until that moment there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee! »
    - Manoj VAZ
  12. "I think humans do a lot of things, not because we are smart, but because we have inch so we can make coffee. »
    - Rosenberg Flash
  13. "Too much coffee. But if there was no coffee, I would have no identifiable personality. »
    - David Letterman

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