Good Lifestyle

Being a single girl is a kind of emotional rollercoaster - sometimes you absolutely love to be able to face a scandal to heal and stay until 4am with a whole pint of Ben & Jerry to myself. But sometimes you cry in this pint of ice cream and you want you had a person in the spoon that night. So, when you see a couple in love walking on the street, or anywhere in public, all that feelings go down, and these are the steps he arrives.

1. They think they are adorable. They think their PDA is the best thing on the ground. You are forced to absorb this torque that quenches in their glow as they think they are king and queen.

2. Why should they take the whole street?

3. Now you have to walk in slow motion and tightly narrow behind them because you rush. But they will think that you do something odd like feeling their hair or simply be a creep.

4. The pregnancy of this couple who is obsessed with the other makes you almost happy to be single. I would rather prefer to do with a bathtub of Mac and cheese that this embarrassing sappel couple.

5. You are wondering if the girl is jealous of your freedom and your ability to have time with said mac and cheese whenever you want, without sending a guy send you heart emotioners, forcing you to go out at the date of the night. .

6. You also feel automatically bad for single girls of the girl, who have been left in the dust of the new relationship of their friend. On the rare occasion she was going out, she is the worst wing woman of all time and text her boyfriend every five minutes.

7. It seems that maintaining the hand is multiplied. You can not walk in the street without being bombarded by duets that think they are cute, but they are just eco-friendly.

8. You realize slowly that you are the minority and that you start giving you a little self-awareness, after having claimed boldly how these couples are still nauseating.

9. You are wondering if you will never be half of the duo holding the hand that a single girl must dodge.

10. You plan to buy a dog to fill the vacuum of loneliness that slowly fills your heart when you put yourself through a cheese handmade sea. Pretty girl walking, her cute dog is less scared than a girl at home with one or more cats, is not it? Canine could be the solution.

11. But you realize that you can hardly take care of yourself and that the idea goes fast enough. You wonder if the couple who scored by you can take care of themselves, or if they just claim to shower with affection and fake snobrery to be in love.

12. But two people do not know how to navigate in life, it is always better than one, you realize, and your thoughts come back to this reorienting Mac and the cheese you want to fall from the sky right now.

13. You think you go out with a chef and realize that it could solve all your problems.

14. But you remember that being in a relationship involves a mutual care, and you will probably have to do a lot of shit for him too, and you prefer to pamper you first. Singledom means being solitary sometimes, but it also means that you focus on your fabulous auto 100% of the time!

15. Ok, who you joke. You would have preferred a guy to pamper you that you do not have to pamper yourself.

16. You are always bombarded by the holders of the hand-embrace! And you just saw an ass seal! Disagree, guys. You are wondering if you are the only single person who stays in the world.

17. Your thoughts are zooming on all these horrible dinner dinners and events where your terrible couple friends are trying to prepare with the worst person the least attractive, and they tell you that if you do x or y, of course you want 't to be single more!

18. You wonder how long these couple of friends or anonymous couples on the street will take to break. At least three of these break couples must occur.

19. You start planning your simple adventures with friends who have little friends that you hope to soon be ex-little friends. You feel a little guilty for that, but also not really, because another unique partner of crime rings a kind of incredible.

20. You start fantasizing on your lifestyle of Thelma and Louise where you and your trip or die Homegirl Slay Dudes and drink beers, living your only girl lives maximum with absolutely no regret.